Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!
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Little Girl and Puppet Strong Bad make small talk.
Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Strong Bad, Little Girl
Date: March 14, 2005
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Transcript
(The words "Strong Bad vs. Little Girl" appear on a jagged green background. Cut to Puppet Strong Bad standing next to the little girl, who is sitting down.)
STRONG BAD: Hey, little girl! What's my name?
LITTLE GIRL: Strong Bad!
STRONG BAD: That's right! Tell all the people how great I am.
(Nothing happens. Crickets chirp in the background.)
LITTLE GIRL: Strong Bad is a good!
STRONG BAD: What?
LITTLE GIRL: Good!
STRONG BAD: I'm good?
LITTLE GIRL: Yeah!
STRONG BAD: Gah... {cut} Give 'em the real scoop.
LITTLE GIRL: {laughs quietly} Scoop.
STRONG BAD: Yeah, the scoop.
LITTLE GIRL: {slurps, makes chomping noises}
STRONG BAD: What was that? Did you just eat a scoop?
LITTLE GIRL: Yeah, like ice cream.
STRONG BAD: {mockingly} Like ice cream.
(Cut to the same room, only now the little girl is holding a Kick The Cheat.)
STRONG BAD: Be careful with him. That's my only The Cheat. That I have.
(The little girl throws The Cheat onto the ground, and he mutters.)
STRONG BAD: That doesn't count as being careful...
LITTLE GIRL: Now go {screams, flails} waaaaaaaaahh!!
STRONG BAD: {also screams and flails} Ooooaaaaahhh!! {girl is clearly amused by this}
LITTLE GIRL: The sun!
STRONG BAD: The sun! Where? We're indoors.
LITTLE GIRL: Over there!
STRONG BAD: Are you sure?
LITTLE GIRL: Let's go see it.
STRONG BAD: Okay. {runs off, runs back on} Let's go. {runs off, as the girl climbs down and follows him off-screen}
{The video ends with the word "End." against a black background.}
Fun Facts
- The Little Girl first appeared in a Decemberween In July easter egg. This is her third appearance on the site.
- The is the first official appearance of the Strong Bad puppet on the website. He last appeared on an interview (Jan 24, 2005) with The Brothers Chaps.
