User:The Sterrance

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LONG LIVE STERRANCE

Sterrance: From Start to Finish

I bring you my ever-growing epic about the little blue guy who touched the hearts of millions: Sterrance!

Intro

Sterrance was born Strong Bad Email:119 click Here to view After the short time on screen you may have thought he was gone, but he wasn't...

Chapter I: The Legless Hermit of Potamia

He went exploring the vast reigions of Potamia: the cradle of society. He walked into the region expecting to scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza, but his role here was more important than he could ever imagine. Upon entering the royal city of Pargimmius he was stopped by a mysterious armless hermit with long arms and no legs. He called himself Himble Von Floater. He tought sterrance many things such as: How to wield Mac-Uzis, longswords,how to speak a variety of languages, told him of parapets, and most importantly about that blue fellow who gave him a sword of fire and uhh... lazor beams and lightning. He told him of his mission to take over Potamia and unite the lands for no apparent reason. He also sweetened the deal by telling sterrance the ladies liked the lord. He then handed Sterrance the scroll and sent him off.