160 Seconds

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A video composed of one second from each of the first 160 Strong Bad Emails.

Running Time: 2:40

DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc Five

Transcript

1. some kinda robot — STRONG BAD: Oh, who is
2. homsar — STRONG BAD: My emai
3. butt IQ — STRONG BAD: Check-a check-a check-a my email
4. homestar hair — STRONG BAD: Doot do do doot
5. making out — STRONG BAD: Dear
6. depressio — STRONG BAD: -Ear Strong Bad
7. halloweener — STRONG BAD: To have the bestest
8. brianrietta — STRONG BAD: I can't help but realize
9. i love you — STRONG BAD: {gibberish from pronouncing the name}
10. trevor the vampire — STRONG BAD: As you
11. i rule — STRONG BAD: You talking about
12. credit card — STRONG BAD: Your old credit card numb-
13. i she be — STRONG BAD: -Rong Bad, great looking girl
14. duck pond — STRONG BAD: -iwi {enter sound}
15. the basics — STRONG BAD: But you know, there's the
16. band names — STRONG BAD: You rule
17. studying — STRONG BAD: {loudly and angrily} Close the book and
18. stand-up — STRONG BAD: {silence}
19. tape-leg — STRONG BAD: Some kind of tape
20. spring cleaning — STRONG BAD: Do you have a secr-
21. cartoon — STRONG BAD: Umm...
22. sb_email 22 — STRONG BAD: Nevermind the Bullocks
23. little animal — STRONG BAD: {Strong Bad turns to his computer} So there's
24. the bird — STRONG BAD: Phylo D.
25. super powers — STRONG BAD: {glowing noises as Strong Bad attempts to open a Cold One with his blue diamond}
26. CGNU — STRONG BAD: Half as awesome as
27. 3 Wishes — STRONG BAD: Look at how great
28. 1 step ahead — STRONG SAD: Funny {dodge ball hits him} Oh!
29. superhero name — STRONG BAD: You know, like: St-
30. 12:00 — BUBS: It took me a l-
31. sugarbob — STRONG BAD: Anyway
32. flag day — STRONG BAD: Coolest flag you ever
33. gimmicks — {silence and blackness}
34. weird dream — STRONG BAD: -derstand
35. sisters — STRONG BAD: {indistinguishable mumbling and groaning}
36. guitar — STRONG BAD: JIGGA JUG JIGGA JA J-
37. dullard — STRONG BAD: {pretending to be on the phone} Yes.
38. helium — STRONG BAD: {in a high voice because of helium} Too!!!!
39. property of ones — STRONG BAD: So you got that
40. vacation — {A postcard from The Great Mound appears on screen}