Damp Towel Man
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Damp Towel Man Is A Super Hero Coach Z Made Up In The Toon: Dna Evidence. And Coach Z IS That Super Hero! He Collects Damp Towels Across The Galaxy! All He Has For A Costume Is A Mask And A Cape. And His Nemisis Is Dry Molisc! (Or Somthing Like That) And As Strong Sad Said: "Coach Z Has A Sucky Imagination" Here's Proof
