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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="169lostdvd.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="1" end="205" speaker="other">Your patience is very unportant to us. Please check back later.</line> <!-- The DELETED scene--> <line start="205" end="233" speaker="strongbad">Alright, so where were we? Oh yeah. <span style="visibility:hidden">Two percent crudules...</span></line> <line start="233" end="250" speaker="strongbad">Alright, so where were we? Oh yeah. Two percent crudules...</line> <line start="250" end="258"> <strongbad>Alright, so where were we? Oh yeah. Two percent crudules...</strongbad> <sfx>vacuum cleaner whirring</sfx></line> <line start="258" end="308"> <coachz>Doe-da-doot doo. Doo. Da-doo-da-doooo!</coachz> <sfx>vacuum cleaner whirring</sfx></line> <line start="308" end="341" speaker="coachz">Hey dere, salaried employee!</line> <line start="341" end="375" speaker="strongbad">Augh. 'Sup, hourly wage?</line> <line start="375" end="425" speaker="coachz">I couldn't help but notice you're checkin' one a yer emails dere!</line> <line start="425" end="486" speaker="coachz">Boy, do I have some good ideas for words ta type in an email.</line> <line start="486" end="528" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, sorry, I'm not really takin' suggestions right now.</line> <line start="528" end="620" speaker="coachz">Aww, dat's too bad. Sure would be unfarchunate if yer boss found out you was checkin' yer Sbemails at work!</line> <line start="620" end="660" speaker="strongbad">All right, all right! What do you want me to type?</line> <line start="660" end="688" speaker="coachz">Ooh, great! Okay, lessee...</line> <!-- This is where the fun begins --> <line start="688" end="704" speaker="coachz">P-<span style="visibility:hidden">F-A-R-G-T-L?</span></line> <line start="704" end="722" speaker="coachz">P-F-<span style="visibility:hidden">A-R-G-T-L?</span></line> <line start="722" end="736" speaker="coachz">P-F-A-<span style="visibility:hidden">R-G-T-L?</span></line> <line start="736" end="755" speaker="coachz">P-F-A-R-<span style="visibility:hidden">G-T-L?</span></line> <line start="755" end="771" speaker="coachz">P-F-A-R-G-<span style="visibility:hidden">T-L?</span></line> <line start="771" end="790" speaker="coachz">P-F-A-R-G-T-<span style="visibility:hidden">L?</span></line> <line start="790" end="804" speaker="coachz">P-F-A-R-G-T-L?</line> <line start="804" end="818" speaker="coachz">P-F-A-R-G-T-L?<br/><!-- This BR slash is a REQUIRED exception. Do not remove. -->Is that a word?</line> <line start="818" end="833" speaker="strongbad">"Pfargtl"?</line> <line start="833" end="850" speaker="coachz">Yeah! Is that a word?</line> <line start="850" end="860" sfx="sfx">bang</line> <line start="860" end="883" speaker="strongbad">Does it <i>sound</i> like a word?</line> <line start="883" end="920" speaker="coachz">Well I dunno... I only know a few.</line> <line start="920" end="939" speaker="strongbad">Oh, dan... <span style="visibility:hidden">guh. Dang.</span></line> <line start="939" end="947" speaker="strongbad">Oh, dan... guh. <span style="visibility:hidden">Dang.</span></line> <line start="947" end="957" speaker="strongbad">Oh, dan... guh. Dang.</line> <line start="957" end="1014" speaker="strongbad">Oh, dang! I think some customer service rep just puked up her microwave lasagna!</line> <line start="1014" end="1047" speaker="strongbad">You'd better go sprinkle sawdust all over it.</line> <line start="1047" end="1059" speaker="coachz">This is what I live for!</line> <line start="1059" end="1062"> <coachz>This is what I live for!</coachz> <sfx>vacuum cleaner whirring</sfx></line> <line start="1062" end="1070"> <coachz><span style="visibility:hidden">This is what I live for!</span></coachz><sfx volume="1.0">vacuum cleaner whirring</sfx> </line> <line start="1070" end="1076"> <coachz><span style="visibility:hidden">This is what I live for!</span></coachz><sfx volume="0.8">vacuum cleaner whirring</sfx> </line> <line start="1076" end="1084"> <coachz><span style="visibility:hidden">This is what I live for!</span></coachz><sfx volume="0.6">vacuum cleaner whirring</sfx> </line> <line start="1084" end="1092"> <coachz><span style="visibility:hidden">This is what I live for!</span></coachz><sfx volume="0.4">vacuum cleaner whirring</sfx> </line> <!-- Deleted DELETED #1 --> <line start="1120" end="1165"> <coachz>A-reet-da-deet-dee. A-da-da-da-deeee!</coachz> <sfx>vacuum cleaner whirring</sfx></line> <!-- Number 2. --> <line start="1181" end="1208" speaker="strongbad">Alright, so where were we? Oh yeah. <span style="visibility:hidden">Four percent budules...</span></line> <line start="1208" end="1232" speaker="strongbad">Alright, so where were we? Oh yeah. Four percent budules...</line> <!-- And the third. --> <line start="1278" end="1288" sfx="sfx">plop</line> <line start="1288" end="1313" speaker="homestar">Hey! What the pfargtl?</line> <!-- The trailer --> <line start="1371" end="1414" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">A scene you were <i>never</i> meant to see...</line> <line start="1445" end="1489" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">A meeting that should <i>never</i> have taken place...</line> <line start="1489" end="1519" speaker="coachz">Hey dere, salaried employee!</line> <line start="1519" end="1540" speaker="strongbad">'Sup, hourly wage?</line> <line start="1540" end="1555" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">This summer... <span style="visibility:hidden">watch the deleted scene that will have <i>everyone</i> asking...</span></line> <line start="1555" end="1609" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">This summer... watch the deleted scene that will have <i>everyone</i> asking...</line> <line start="1609" end="1622" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">W<span style="visibility:hidden">TPF?</span></line> <line start="1622" end="1634" speaker="announcer">WT<span style="visibility:hidden">PF?</span></line> <line start="1634" end="1638" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">WTP<span style="visibility:hidden">F?</span></line> <line start="1638" end="1643" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">WTPF<span style="visibility:hidden">?</span></line> <line start="1643" end="1654" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">WTPF?<!-- This "line" is intentional --></line> <line start="1654" end="1670" speaker="homestar">What the pfargtl?</line> <line start="1670" end="1709" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes"><i>Strong Bad Email 169</i>:</line> <line start="1709" end="1736" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes"><i>Strong Bad Email 169</i>:<br/><!-- Again, required BR slash -->the deleted scene.</line> <line start="1736" end="1766" speaker="coachz">This is what I live for!</line> <line start="1795" end="9998" speaker="other">Your patience is very unportant to us. Please check back later.</line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> </transcript>
