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These are the visuals that occur during different town.
Transcript
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Weeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhllllllll,—|| Cut to The Poopsmith shoveling whatsit.
—the Poopsmith, he could talk—|| The Poopsmith says "Hello!" in a surprisingly deep voice. The screen slides to the left, where Marzipan is standing in front of a wall of amplifiers marked 'Marzipan'. She is dressed in heavy metal garb and is playing a guitar decorated with a skeleton pattern.
And Marzipan would rock-|| Marzipan wails on her guitar. Cut to The Stick.
And The Stick would be this big old tree that'd try to eat everyone except The Cheat and me—|| The Stick turns into a big tree with a scary mouth. A photo appears, showing the tree with Strong Bad and The Cheat hanging out with it. Strong Mad appears from behind the left border of the photo.
AND ME! We'll see.|| Strong Mad looks shocked. Cut to the field.
And The King of Town would be underground in a box filled up with peas...|| Pan down to reveal a large crate labeled "A MILLION PEAS" buried underground. A cut-out from the crate is taken away to reveal The King Of Town inside surrounded by peas.
I hate peas! I know!|| Strong Bad appears in the lower-right corner of the screen, wearing a miner's hard hat. Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. The stand is surrounded by flamethrowers and has a sign that reads "Please, Take SEVERAL"
Bubs would give away flame throwers|| Bubs begins firing chocolate money from one of the flamethrowers
that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills... Imitation chocolate!|| Pan right to reveal Strong Sad.
And my stupid baby brother would have been born with horns and a tail...|| Strong Sad sprouts demon horns and a tail.
I'm evil.|| Strong Sad looks down sadly as he says this. Pan right to reveal the athletic field. Coach Z is standing there wearing an orange jacket.
And Coach Z would wear this cool jacket. Check it out, yo!|| Coach Z turns to reveal the back of his jacket. It reads "Totally Style" and has a picture of a thumbs-up. Pan right again. Homestar Runner is standing in the field.
And Homestar just couldn't hack it.|| Homestar Runner rips the star off his shirt and throws it to the ground, angrily.
I quit!|| Homestar starts stomping on the star. A collector's sports card floats onto the left side of the screen. It shows a picture of Pom Pom with a basketball.
And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all, 'cept he'd look like an ABA basketball.|| Another card appears on the right, this time showing Pom Pom with his body changed to a red, white and blue ABA basketball. The screen goes black, then fades in to a close-up of Strong Bad's mouth.
Two, three, four.|| Zoom out to reveal Strong Bad wearing a partially-open blue shirt and white pants.
And this little weirdo...|| A spotlight turns on in the background, revealing Homsar.
...would be a modestly hot girl...|| Homsar silhouettes and morphs into a silhouette of a modestly hot girl.
...to help me through the hard times. You know, the kind that are only sorta hot so they don't mess around with other guys. || Modestly Hot Homsar un-silhouettes. She is wearing Homsar's bowler derby and a blue one-piece swimsuit with the word 'homsar', and she has brown hair and pink lipstick. Cut to a closeup of Modestly Hot Homsar.
DaAaAa, I'm forever your girl!|| Modestly Hot Homsar's hat falls off the back of her hair.
