Email FAQ
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Page Title: Email Menu - It's maybe just for email againymore!
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{We open to the Compy 386, and Strong Bad greets us with either:}
- Strong Bad: All right, all right, I'll load this up for you. But hurry up, I'm working on a Trogdor text adventure.
- Strong Bad: All right, all right, I'll load this up for you. But hurry up, I want to play my new copy of "Duck Guardian 2." {holds up box for "Duck Guardian 2"}
- Strong Bad: All right, all right, I'll load this up for you. But hurry up, I gotta balance my checkbook. The Cheat made some unexpected expenditures.
{as this is said, he types}
c:\>faq.txt
{which causes the following to load:}
Frequently Asked Questions (now quit buggin me!)
NOTE:
Not all of the FAQs have been copied here, only the ones where Strong Bad says something. If you want to see the rest, just head on over to the FAQ on H*R.com.
NOTE:
The e-mail FAQ no longer exists and has been replaced by a Highlights-style magazine.
Q: Are the emails Strong Bad answers real? (Strong Bad: Ugh, I can't believe you asked that. You, my friend, are a part of the problem.)
Q: What software do you use to make your Flash cartoons? How do you record your sound? (Strong Bad: Whoa, you can hardly see me through all of this text. {lowers voice} I'm back here. Aah, the text is attacking my head.)
Q: Where does 'Fhqwhgads' come from? (Strong Bad: You didn't know that? What, have you been living under a rock... that doesn't have Internet access?)
Q: I can never see the latest updates! My computer says 'the show' is the newest email! (Strong Bad: Geez... How much longer are you gonna be? How many questions did you have?)
Q: That drawing of Homestar in the fan section is NOT Michael Jackson like you said. Did you know that? Same with that one you said is Ken from Street Fighter. You guys are wrong!!! (Strong Bad: Oh, I swear, If I got another email asking about this... {makes angry/frustrated noises})
Fun Facts
- Duck Guardian 2 has a playable first version: Duck Guardian.
- This is outdated, as it asks when the DVD is coming out and shows a pre-shotgunned Compy 386.
- also worth noting, the 2nd set of figurines has also been released.
- It also tells you to look for Everybody to the Limit in the shorts section, but the toon is now located in the "Powered by The Cheat" section.
- Many of the questions appearing on "Email FAQ" were taken from a Question and Answer session featuring The Brothers Chaps at their alma mater Florida State University on November 7, 2003.
