The Baby

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The Baby is the apparent child of the "Baby Lady" from the Videlectrix game Peasant's Quest.

Rather Dashing acquires this baby and becomes his "father", using the child to accomplish his quest. After throwing it into a river, lowering it into a well, handing it over to a pill-forcing stranger, and shoving it into a cottage, The Baby takes off. When he grows up he developes a mead problem, blames Rather Dashing for all his problems and eventually stops writing.