Super Kingio Bros.

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This is a secret game, found after clicking The King of Town after Pumpkin Carve-nival is over. Just like Mario - it's impossible to beat! No, really, it's a joke. The King of Town represents Mario, though he is so fat he can barely move, much less jump over the Goomba that eventually squishes him.

Fun Facts

• This, obviously, is a parody of Super Mario Brothers, except The King of Town replaces Mario.
• The music is The King of Town "singing" the beginning of the classic Mario theme, the death sound, and the game over song.
• At the GAME OVER screen, after "singing," the depressed King of Town says, "My life is a joke."
• In the original Super Mario Bros. games, the timer in the top right corner would start at 400 or 300, but in this; It stays at 000 the whole time.
• This is based EXACTLY on the very beginning of the first level of Super Mario Bros.
• The King of Town starts out with three lives, yet dying once ends the game. This was probably to prevent you from wasting too much time on an unbeatable game.

this game fucking sucks because u cant win!! Fuc*

Glitches

• Pressing "J" anytime while the black level screens are shown causes The King of Town to grunt (the same grunt used when he jumps).
• On the flash file, right-clicking and selecting "Play" will cause the Goomba to stop moving and allowing The King of Town to move to the end of the screen (or as far as the Goomba is).

External Links

• Play the flash file of this game.