User:Scottman13
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BOB SAGET SUCKS!
HO HO! WELCOME TO THE BOB SAGET IS SATAN PAGE IN TIME!
Hi! I'm Scottman13, or Captain Scottman13, to you! I live in a giant wormhole!
IMPORTANT NOTICE
Happy newyears! And a merry Christmakwanzaahaunadan!
(Christmas, Kwanzaa, Haunakah, and Ramadan)
OTHER important notice
I'm sorry for thelack of updates. (maybe me new-years resilution should be to update more?)
So, who is Bob Saget, anyways?
- Satan
- He plays one of the dads in the awful show, Full house
- He used to be the host of America's Funniest Home Videos. (I think he got fired. Or hopefully died.)
So, how often do you update this page, Scottman13?
WHENEVER I HAVE TIME! (and that means every 2 days.)
Why does Bob Saget suck as much as he does?
Because he sold his soul to Satan, silly!
oh, right...
yeah, I am right.
Segments are wierd...
ooo!
HERE I AM!
lol!
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Yo.
IMPORTANT!
Okay, um... It is all... here.
Are you a real person?
NO!
WHAT THE CRAP DO YOU HAVE AGAINST HIM?
Um... I don't know.
BOB SAGET COMMENTS hug POST EM HERE!
Dear Captain: Why do you hate bob saget so much? Is there some kind of flashback that could show how this all went down? Crapfully yours,
-Thunderbird 00:43, 13 Nov 2004 (MST)
Well, You know, I'm not going to call you Thunderbird. I'm going to call you... Um... Mr. McDonald. Or Joe. They both fit.
Well, Joe, Long, long ago, Bob Saget Met satan in Georgia. "HEY, YOU? CAN YOU SELL ME YOUR SOUL?" said Satan. "Oh, Sure" said Bob. So, then Bob Saget turned evil, and commanded an army of Satan's Minions, like Ellen DeGenerous, Pumpkin Pie, and Orlando Bloom.
-The Captain... wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah, I see. Actually, my brother's name is Joe, so I don't mind that title at all. So why Georgia? Did you get that idea from the Devil went down to Georgia song? Because that's an awsome song.
-Joe, or Mr. McDonald -user:yugiman107 it's me austin bob saget is a person from a group of evil people sent to destroy good telivision
OTHER COMMENTS? POST EM HERE!
Uh, Yeah... Captain, You have the greatest page of all time. Yeah. Yup. The greatest. no scott it stinks
-alyssa
- Larry... Pat.
My favorite E-mails
- pizazz
- English Paper
- Homsar
- for kids
- The Facts
- and...
- Cheat Talk
Least favorite e-mails
- Tape-Leg
- Stand-up
- some kinda robot
- and...
- homestar hair
Do you think America's funniest home videos is funny, Captian?
NO! All it is is some Kreatons falling down. They (bob saget) must pay them ( the audiance) to laugh.
From "I Can't Watch This" by Weird Al.
I can't believe my eyes when I see the kinda stuff that wins first prize. Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof right on the lawn face first, on a rake. I hear they got it on the 17th take. That's funny...as a kick in the crotch, and that kind of show, uh, I can't watch.
Why Captian Scottman13, Captian Scottman13?
Because... I'm ... Dressed... As a ships captian?
What do you think of the Matrix, Scottman13?
1. It's CAPTIAN Scottman13. Idiot.
2. I hate it. It's boring and pointless. I wish I had a time machine, so I could go back in time, and warn meself NOT to watch the crappy movie.
List of Freinds:
- Connor
- Austin
- Keegan
- Kris
- Austin
- Nick
- Emilie
- Taylor
- Alyssa
- Shae
- Gegroy
We are the breakfast of champions.
List of peoples who've e-...Commented? me.
1. Joe... Or Mr. McDonald... 2. Bob Saget, himself! 3. Austin 4. Mr. My-page-isn't-good-enough-for-me 5. The Hidden Miester
Boogity, Boogity.
I'm scared to death.
R.A.N.D.O.M. Crap
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Sorry, I just HAD to get that out of me system.
HO scalse railroading. HARGUS
+++
Falsified.
What's your favorite color, Captian?
ORANGE>>>>
Favorite...
Here are me favvorites:
color
orange "and mine is blue" says alyssa
Food
pizza, like everyone else...
word
torch. and mine is blue says alyssa
charicter
TOON
Toy
Legos
Ear
The other one.
show
Mystery Science Theater 3000/Codename: Kids Next Door
Else-er
666 is the sign of the devil.
Where is Marshie?
HERE HE IS !
WARNING!
None of the contents of this page is true. I made up all this crap. Except for how much Bob Saget is an aweful actor. Oh, and my friends. I think they are real. At least, last time I checked they were. Maybe they aren't now. Oh, and the favorites thingy. That is partially true.
Links
http://www.brickset.com (LEGO fansite. POST THE REVIEWS!)
http://www.something.com (Something, just something.)
http://www.homestarrunner.com (Drop a train on 'em!)
http://www.largemonkey.com (you know you want it!)...
http://www.makesmepeaceful.com ( HaHa, the least updated site of 'em all!)
http://www.LEGO.com (LEGOS rool.)
http://www.transformers.com (Armada is best.)
http://www.notawebsite.com (um... If you understand this, please tell me!)
http://www.gorillaz.com/geep/finaldrive.htm ( I still haven't figured this out.)
http://www.dotonthehorizon.com (Ummmm.........)
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com (Wow)
http://www.limecat.net (The great limecat needs not an explanation)
OTHER McGRIDDLES
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
lop
Okay, Um.... Seriously. I don't know this segment's reason for exsistance. I think It might of been something important, but I forgot, or am toooooooooooooooooo dang lazy to fix it. Whatever the reason for you hearing this is, sorry for wasting yer time.
FLIBBERTYJIBBER
What does lol stand for, Scottman13?
Large Oversized Lemons.
LINK TO ME!
Feel free to put a link to Captain Scottman13, if you want. (do it) That way, I can get the word out to more glourious people.
LAST UPDATED:
January 17th, 2005, 7:56 p.m.
COMMENT'D
DUDE-a, I am like totally Bob Saget. I have like found this like, almost like, offensive! So, I will like, send all of my like, laughing dark minions of mysery and sorrow, and like, likeness to feed upon your Copernicus Minora.
--Bob Saget is your Mother and your Father
TALK'D
http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Scottman13
hey scott you are a real peson i know you your in my class and i call myself turtlegirl!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (: TitleIndex DraGona DraGonb DraGonc DraGond DraGone DraGonf DraGong DraGonh DraGoni DraGonj DraGonk DraGonl DraGonm DraGonn DraGono DraGonp DraGonq DraGonr DraGons DraGont DraGonu DraGonv DraGonw DraGonx DraGony DraGonz DraGonaa
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