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<line start="0" end="38" speaker="other">This email just got released. Please check back later. Your patience is very "unportant" to us.</line>
<line start="38" end="64" speaker="strongbad"><!-- Change back to start 18 -->I'm Strong Bad, and I am not making an "I approve this email" joke.</line>
<line start="64" end="100" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strongbad, 'Sup man?"</line>
<line start="100" end="206" speaker="strongbad">"So I was just wonder<em>in'</em>, does Strong Badia ever have natural disasters, like hurricanes... <em>'n</em> stuff?" From, Nobody.</line>
<line start="206" end="256" speaker="strongbad">Hey! Whoa! Heh! Watch where you're flinging those apostrophes, nobody.</line>
<line start="256" end="315" speaker="strongbad">You could hurt somebody. You could hurt... yourself.</line>
<line start="315" end="345" speaker="strongbad">Hi. I'm regular Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="345" end="395" speaker="strongbad">If you or someone you love is an anonymous apostrophe-flinger,</line>
<line start="395" end="453" speaker="strongbad">...please call our hot-free number, or give them a charlie horse, right away.</line>
<line start="453" end="520" speaker="strongbad">As for H.R. Hurricanesnstuf, we've dealt with disasters,</line>
<line start="520" end="592" speaker="strongbad">but mainly those with a decidedly <em>UN</em>natural s-s-s-sort.</line>
<line start="592" end="627" speaker="strongbad">..And that's when I tampered with the DNA evidence.</line>
<line start="627" end="642" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="642" end="653">
<sfx>stomp!</sfx>
<strongbad>Wha?</strongbad>
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<line start="653" end="665">
<sfx>stomp!</sfx>
<strongbad>What the?</strongbad>
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<line start="665" end="680">
<sfx>stomp!</sfx>
<strongbad>Wuh-oh. The King of Town must be getting a mega-physical.</strongbad>
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<line start="680" end="710">
<span style="visibility:hidden"><sfx>stomp!</sfx></span>
<strongbad>Wuh-oh. The King of Town must be getting a mega-physical.</strongbad>
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<line start="710" end="735">
<sfx volume="1.3">stomp!</sfx>
<strongbad><em>WHA!!</em></strongbad>
<thecheat>screams</thecheat>
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<line start="735" end="770" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">King Bubsgonzola,
<sfx>music plays</sfx>
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<line start="770" end="805" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">King-King Bubsgonzola, Supreme!</line>
<line start="805" end="824" speaker="bubs" sfx="sfx">roars</line>
<line start="824" end="853" speaker="strongbad">It's a giant Bubs from outer space!</line>
<line start="853" end="890" speaker="strongbad">Or, mutated by radiation!</line>
<line start="890" end="919" speaker="strongbad">Or, from the depths of the ocean!</line>
<line start="919" end="947" speaker="strongbad">Or, flushed down the toilet!</line>
<line start="947" end="985" speaker="homestar">Oh my <em>crap!</em> Bubs turned us all into ants!</line>
<line start="985" end="1016" speaker="homestar">That fortune cookie knew what he was talking about!</line>
<line start="1016" end="1083">C'mon, everyone. Let's go steal and light the chocolate cake from that picnic table over there.</line>
<line start="1090" end="1120"><sfx volume="1.4">stomp! stomp! stomp!</sfx>
<bubs sfx="sfx">roars</bubs>
<sfx>music plays</sfx></line>
<line start="1120" end="1164" speaker="kot"><sfx>stomp! stomp! stomp!</sfx>
Ooh! Whoa! What am I, getting my mega-physical?</line>
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