The Ugly One

From Homestar Runner Wiki

Revision as of 18:06, 4 January 2005 by Duke33 (Talk | contribs)
Jump to: navigation, search
Bad glasses, nice dress
Big Pre-K hair

The Ugly One is the ugly looking girl of the Teen Girl Squad. Her real name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer. In Pre-K it she is a little androgynous, but now she is just a common target for The Man With The Huge Mouth. She's been ARROWED, swooped, MSG'd, TWO'd and YOU'RE NOT'd. She also apears in the 404'd page, where she feels the pain of the internet browser. She is fond of the popular yogurt topping "jimmies" and has a crush on every boy. She also slapped the King of Town in the email "virus" about nine times or so.

Her defining traits include:

  • suspect hygiene
  • psoriasis
  • prepaid lunch
  • wears a three-piece bathing suit
  • wants to be Cheerleader
  • doesn't "look so good"
  • is on the drill team

Filmography

Retrieved from "http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/The_Ugly_One"