Subtitles:sbemail10/en

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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail10.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="15" end="65" speaker="strongbad">I'm totally checking my email. Total, man.</line>
<line start="67" end="97" speaker="strongbad">Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden</line>
<line start="98" end="123" speaker="strongbad">Maine and I was wondering if you could teach</line>
<line start="124" end="165" speaker="strongbad">me how to be as awesome as you. I am a vampire and</line>
<line start="170" end="196" speaker="strongbad">And what? That's it?</line>
<line start="197" end="227" speaker="strongbad">I'm a vampire and here's a million dollars...</line>
<line start="228" end="265" speaker="strongbad">or I'm a vampire and here's your own spaceship...</line>
<line start="270" end="280" speaker="strongbad">I mean what the f-</line>
<line start="281" end="300" speaker="strongbad">Oh no, I get it.</line>
</transcript>