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My real username is "x-Spider2". The 'x' has been capitalized for some reason.

Well, for a start, I'm a highschool student in Sydney, Australia, I'm deeply into computers and what the future holds for them, and I'm very interested in this Macromedia Flash game called "N".

User:X-Spider2/sig

Contents 1 My fave SBEmails 2 My ideal email transcript (partly derived from do over)

My fave SBEmails

My favorite Strong Bad E-mails are as follows (super-favorites are in bold and minor favorites in italic, groups will be expanded if required):

• sisters
• helium
• techno and your friends
• 50 emails through island
• japanese cartoon and dragon
• fingers
• unused emails
• caper
• 2 years through sibbie (privileges, funny)
• couch patch
• caffeine
• different town through other days (replacement, crying)
• pizzaz
• time capsule through radio (extra plug, montage, virus)
• dreamail
• rock opera through bottom 10 (best thing, long pants, rampage, garage sale, do over, modeling)
• highschool through whichever one is the latest email!

My ideal email transcript (partly derived from do over)

STRONG BAD: {to the Batman theme} Email, nananananananana, email, email, email, email.

{He reads this email:}

Subject: Account & IP blocked out

Dear Mr. Bad,

I am a message from the wiki, NOT from iQ.^[1]

Your user account and IP address have both been blocked out of the wiki. If you want to re-register, please remove your user-page and user-subpages and email "It's dot com" about unblocking your account and IP.

Well, goodbye,

The wiki (not iQ)

STRONG BAD: {typing} WHAT? You're not the wiki. You're obviously Foxtel^[2] iQ. That's the worst way to pull that prank that I've ever seen! Man, is this a new low for you guys. {clears screen} Are any of you guys TRYING to get fired? Cause at this rate, it's obviously gonna happen, cause you're giving yourselves away too easily. Maybe without even knowing it, too. {Zoom out to the area behind Strong Bad.} But I have just the thing for you... {stops typing, starts banging his fist on the screen} DON'T! EVER! DisGUISE! YourSELF! As The WIKI! AGAIN! PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME!

{Strong Mad walks up and glares menacingly at Strong Bad.}

STRONG MAD: DON'T HURT THE WIKI!!!

STRONG BAD: No, big guy, that's not the wiki. That's iQ! From Foxtel!

{Cut back to the Lappy. Another email appears on screen. Strong Bad reads it:}

Subject: you've got it all wrong

Meedley mee! I'm from the wiki! I'm not from Foxtel! Would you like to see what we have in stock?

STRONG BAD: {typing} Uh, The Wiki's not an online shop, you know...

{Offscreen, Strong Mad picks Strong Bad up by the leg. All we can see is Strong Bad's silhouette and what it isn't blocking of the Lappy.}

STRONG BAD: Whoa!

{Strong Mad starts shaking Strong Bad.}

STRONG MAD: {still offscreen} THE WIKI IS SO AN ONLINE SHOP!!!

{As he shake