Strong Bad's EGGS

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Little is known about Strong Bad's EGGS "brand type cereal" other than the fact that it originated in an Easter egg at the end of Strong Bad Email morning routine. This product was the first of six foodstuff items in the Homestar Runner Universe to feature a main character's name on the packaging (the other products being The Cheatcakes, Cheat Commandos O's, Coach Z Ale, Bubs' Old Pizza and The KOT's Good Gravy).

This breakfast cereal claims to be "A nutritious part of your morning routine" and essentially has the endorsement of Strong Bad. According to the front of the box, it has duck, goose, nut-hatch, and brown eggs. It is interesting to note that all these types of eggs featured on the box were originally found in The Couch by Strong Sad during the aforementioned Strong Bad Email.

Nutrition Facts

Listed on the box as "side words"

• 0 mg (in seven places)

Ingredients

• eggs, eggs, eggs, and two more eggs