The Baby

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It's a baby, apparant child of the "Baby Lady" no less.

Rather Dashing aquires this baby in his adventures, and manages to abuse it in no less than 4 ways. (Throwing it into a river, lowering it into a well, use it to get free pills and as an alternative to cutting of your own arms, legs and head.)you end up as his dad. when he grows up he blames you for all his problems and eventually stops writing to you.