User:Darth Cow
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Have you ever had the unstoppable urge to kill Michael Jackson? Does Darth Vader killing people entertain you? Do you have a bajillion dollars? Well hello, new bestest bestest buddy! :D
"I hate you"
"You hate me"
" Let's tie Barney to a tree"
" 9 mm shoot him in the head"
" Whoopsy-dasey Barney's dead"
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My History
(1976-3000) Darth Cow was originally a normal cow until he got very sick of making milk. So he painted his whole body black and joined forces with Darth Vader. He was the REAL assassin of Lincoln. Seriously, don't trust anyone else. Eventually, he got bored of Darth Vader and planted a bomb in his ship. After episode 6 of Star Wars, he was in episode 7, 8, and 9. Darth Cow was one of the few to drink the water of eternal (natural) life (Yoda had too, but he wasn't special enough to live forever). About 1,000 years later, Darth Cow was killed when the Earth finally exploded for no apparent reason. And then after much time had passed, he came back as a ghost and finally killed Michael Jackson. Then life was a lot better without him.
The credit for the page on my history goes completely to my friend Ampi.
Movie Life
During the time he was working with Darth Vader, some movie producers have discoved his talent and have put him in the fairly new movie "It's a Darth Cow's Life: The Musical" He will also be animated into the video game: user:Ampi|Star Wars: Battlefront 3.
(Notable)Videogames Owned
PS2:18
PS1:1
GBA:4
DS:3
SNES:9
PS2
Star Wars Battlefront 1 & 2
Final Fantasy X
Ratchet & Clank 1,2 &3
SpyHunter 2
Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3
Tony Hawk Underground
Jak II
Ridge Racer V
Midnight Club 1&2
The Sims
Sky Odyssey
Kingdom Hearts
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex
Portal Runner
PS1
Final Fantasy VII
GBA
Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
DragonBall Z: The Legacy of Goku II
The Sims: Bustin' Out
SNES
Star Fox
Donkey Kong Kountry
Super Mario World
Jungle Strike
Donkey Kong Kountry 3
The Magical Quest Starring Mickey Mouse
Pilot Wings
Tom and Jerry
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
DS
Nintendogs:Daschaund
Asphalt: Urban GT
Super Mario 64 DS
I believe that is all for now...
Other great sites
"Friend" List
DeathByPie
Whatever I Feel Like Saying
"If so smart in force I, why words in right order I put not?"
~ Yoda on himself
