User:Darth Katana X
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Darth Katana X
I am, much like Strong Bad and The Brothers Chaps, a nerd as well as a head. I consider myself to be a video game aficionado, and I am also notably interested in literature, computers, the Internet, Japanese culture and art and various types of fantasy and fiction. On the other hand, I listen to hip-hop and rock music more than anything, I wear beanies and necklaces most every day, I use urban slang quite often and I hold every head's secret weapon, the Xbox controller.
In the past I have written reviews of somewhat poor quality for Amazon.com, which I have recently deleted. However, I plan to re-write the past reviews in a more professional manner sometime soon. I have also started much controversy among web sites such as TV.com and Wikipedia.
I can't make a flippin' design for my user page - I don't have any skills! That's why I used It's dot com's design. A buttload of gangs are trying to recruit him, because he has computer hacking skills, gosh...
But Why Darth Katana X?
Darth Katana X is a character of mine, of whom I plan to use for various fan fiction as well as role playing fics in the near future. He is a character based on those from the Star Wars movies, who is (as of now) fond of sword fighting and does so with a crossbreed of a Lightsaber and a Japanese Katana Sword. Currently, his only appearance, besides as my username, has been via TV.com, where he is the star of various blog entries, and answers the questions of readers. This concept was inspired by the Strong Bad Email series.
My Trivial Goals
Here's some trivial goals - you are the weakest link!
- Write at least one article.
- Find more family friendly cartoons on the Internet. As of now, Homestar Runner is the only one I can watch whenever I want, whether my younger siblings are in the room or not - Fat Pie, Insult Master and Weebl & Bob don't fit the bill.
- Check out Red vs. Blue.
- Create a fake wiki for all the images I can't put on the wiki (not because they're inappropriate but because I don't have enough room) via Yahoo! GeoCities.
And more to come.
Stinkoman Pancake
"Hey! My birthday was last week! I don't see anyone making any Stinkoman shaped pancakes!" — Stinkoman
Not for long, Stinkoman! My pal, Blade and I are gon team up and make a life sized, Stinkoman shaped pancake and send it in to The Chaps soon as possible. So, get ready for one huge pancake, everybody! Oh, and by the way, don't steal our idea.
Nu Articles
These are some of the ideas for pages I've come up with. I advise you to tell me what you think of them on the talk page, via e-mail or wherever.
- Homestar Naked — The instance in which Homestar appears naked, with a censorship blur replacing his star shirt.
- The Cheat and Marzipan — The Cheat has a crush on Marzipan, which he expresses many times.
Trivial Accomplishments
Here are some things I've accomplished since I wrote the "My Trivial Goals" section. Boring, yeah, but I've seen other people do it - with more accomplishments than me...thus making it more interesting...with less puny text...I like pie.
- Finally wrote a remark regarding the two stars from Everybody to the Limit.
- Joined the recent changes patrol.
- Overused the name "Stinkoman" in that last section, does that count?
- "DJ Dumpy Dump" remark - write'd!
I've done more than just that, but these are some of the things I'd accomplished at the time. Since then, I've done much more, and I'm too lazy to name it all, so just check out my contributions - a page which is (as of now) cluttered by posts defending the guestbooks, but it's interesting anyway. Yeah.
The Grumblecake Rigamarole
Section coming soon.
If there's anything else regarding the wiki that you think I could improve on, send me your e-mail and I'll more than likely flip you off.
Cool Sites
Face it, you're obsessed with the Internet, it's the truth. Well, so am I.* And since we're both obsessed with the Internet, I might as well share some links with y'all. Anything I find on the World Wide Web that I think you guys would like I'll post here, unless it's too awesome - then I'll just keep it to myself. Also, sometimes, on occasion, if you're lucky, I'll post a link to a page of my own, exclusive to the wiki. If you're lucky, that is.
John Reuben - 01/02/06
- Dear Darth Katana X,
- How you doin'? I have three quick questions...
- 1. What's the best thing you've ever seen?
- 2. What's the best thing you've ever done?
- 3. What's the best thing you've ever eaten?
- Later,
- Albin J. (from Maryland)
I'm doing real, real well, Albi. Believe it or not, I've got one answer for all three questions - this! Pumping beats, hilarity and inspiration all in one. When you're finished with that, I'm assuming you'll want more. Well, here's where to get it.
The Onion - 01/08/06
I haven't been there since last summer, but I thought you guys might want to check it out. It's just a bunch of fake stuff, but I can say that "people who like The Onion like Homestar" because all of my friends like 'em both and so do I. Just a warning, there's some pretty nasty stuff there. Well, here's where to get that.
Hydrous³ - 01/17/06
Here's some really awesome photography by Ethan Trewhitt. I don't know what more to say but that - I mean, this cat could make some serious moolah off this stuff. Oh, and be sure to check out the archive and see if you can find something familiar. Check it out, check it out, check it out.
Videogame Fandatabase - 1/19/06
All right, I know you're thinking that my schedule for posting links is officially unorganized now, but check this! Sure, it's under construction right now, but there's a whole slew of old pages to check out - which are so old they are new! Maybe you forgot! Totally awesome site, highly recommended, especially since I made it with my homies. If you find any errors on the site, have any questions or whatever, let me know on the talk page.
* As much as I'm obsessed with the Internet, sometimes I halfta rage against it.
