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 | one day after sports, coach Z noticed Homestar Runner looking troubled
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| image coming soon | "anything you want to talk about? asked Coach. "Aw coach, Z," said homestar. I guess i just don't understand the ladies"
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| image coming soon | "I Figured it was girl trouble. step into my office"
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| image coming soon | "what seems to be your trouble?" "it's Marzipan's birthday and i don't know what to get her"
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| image coming soon | "well homestar, girls are a lot like a great sports play"
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| image coming soon | "you can't expect to just waltz right in and score..."
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| image coming soon | "you'd be clobbered!"
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| image coming soon | "they gotta see that you put forth the effort to know that you really care"
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| image coming soon | "whattaya mean?"
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| image coming soon | "don't just get her a flower"
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| image coming soon | "get her a rare flower From the highest tallest mountain!
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| image coming soon | "that way she knows how much she means to ya" "thanks coach!"
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| image coming soon | so homestar thought & thought until finally... . . .
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| image coming soon | "I think I has the solution! the yello dello!!"
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| image coming soon | nature show commentator: "found only in extremely hot north eastern Potamia, the Yello-Dello is the rarest and most beautiful bird in this entire cartoon wolf whistle
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| image coming soon | ...and so Homestar set out with Pom-Pom and Strong Sad.
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| image coming soon | They traveled many miles...
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| image coming soon | encountered many dangers... doodle doo dee dull dee!
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| image coming soon | until finally they reached their destination...
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| image coming soon | "i dunno homestar, that looks awfully dangerous"
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