User:The Paper

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Hello. I am the user representing The Paper. You know, that sheet of green and white bars that makes an appearance at the end of every Strong Bad Email. I am currently a Forum Administrator over at StrongFans.com and before that I contributed on the old wiki and subsequently began here on 13 September 2004.

I enjoy contributing to the wiki in the following ways:

• Adding transcripts (Example)
• Helping with descriptions (Example)
• Uploading screenshots (Example)
• Optimizing Portable Network Graphics (Example)

To Do List

• Update all Strong Bad Email articles with interwiki links COMPLETED

• Transcribe DVD creators' commentary for strongbad_email.exe Disc Four

First Wave:

• Emails #102, #103, #107, #108, #109

Second Wave:

• Emails #111, #113, #114, #116, #121

Third Wave:

• Emails #122 - 126

Images with massive file sizes:

• Optimize the following PNGs that appear on Strong Bad Hurting Strong Sad:
  • [1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7]

Favorite The Paper-Related Quotes

Strong Bad acquaints The Paper with Lappy 486 in animal:

• "Psssh! The Paper, come on down and meet your new brother!"
• "Lappy's not going to bite you or tear at your perforated edges!"
• "Lappy, this is The Paper. He lets me know when I've stopped being funny!"

Strong Bad and his demands:

• "THE PAPER, PLEASE TAKE US HOME." - SB email #110 "for kids"

• "Talk to my man with the green and white stripes!" - SB email #101 "car"

• "The Paper, would you bring this fine email to a close?" - SB email #81 "date"

• "Okay. Take it away, The Paper! Breeeaaaooowwwwww..." - SB email #67 "autobiography"

• "What? The Paper? This isn't over yet! Go back up, go back up!" - SB email #50 "50 emails"

• "The Paper, come down, have breakfast with the family!" - Disc 4 of strongbad_email.exe DVD

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(The Paper has quite the attitude on the DVD: strongbad_email.exe)

Future after Strong Bad Email #173?

Is obsolescence in the distant future?

In montage, we learn that Strong Bad will be replacing The Paper with an inkjet version come Strong Bad Email #173. Hopefully The Brothers Chaps will have forgotten about this by then. However, if they do remember, I can estimate how much longer The Paper has to live. Let's say there's three new Strong Bad Emails added each month. Provided TBC do not discontinue updating (!), that works out to little over a year of emails with The Paper in them.

Helpful Wiki Format Codes

Image Format Parameters

[[Image:file_name.PNG|%T|%A|%W|%C]]

Optional Arguments

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%T = thumb : use only if required to be thumbnail'd!!
%A = align : pick either left, right, or center
%W = width : syntax is "#px" where # = width of image
%C = caption : use only if one desires caption'd!!

"Preeeeooowwww..."

{The Paper makes a noise as it comes down}

> Click here to e-mail "The Paper".

The Paper's Open Source Mozilla Project Center

^ You can 'rediscover' and 'ignite' the web, too!