Saddy Dumpington
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According to the Strong Sad Blog, if he were alive during the late 18th century, he'd make sure he and Johnny Appleseed were best friends. Strong Sad thinks "There's no way that guy had any friends. He'd have no choice but to make me his best." He reconsidered this when he realised that he'd have to do all the work and Johnny would get all the girls.
"Saddy Dumpington" always wore a washboard around his neck, scraping out songs like 'Yankee Doodle, or maybe 'Skip to my Lu', ("I'm not sure if those were around then, though. Or if they'd sound like anything other than 'SCRRREENK SCRUNK, SCRRRENK, SCRUNK!' on a washboard.") as Johnny planted apple trees.
