Sitemap

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"Nobody in the history of the Internet ever clicked on the sitemap!"

The sitemap is an interactive 3D-rendered view of The Field in Free Country, USA. It was added to the Navigation Bar with the release of Back To A Website.

Page Title: Whoa! Is this what all sitemaps are like!?

Map

Several locations are featured on the site map:

• House of the Brothers Strong (represented by the Compy 386)
• Bubs' Concession Stand
• The King of Town's Castle (with The King of Town's Grill in the back; behind the castle is The Poopsmith's shovel and whatsit pile)
• The Gremlin (next to Dangeresque's cool shades)
• Strong Badia (with the Bear Holding a Shark hidden on the back of the fence)
• The Stick
• The Drive-Thru Whale
• The Brick Wall (behind it is a copy of Deep Impact)
• Marzipan's House (represented by her gazebo; behind it is Tofu Homestar's head)
• The Stone Bridge (under which is a knife, referencing personal favorites)

At the edge of the field is a semicircular ring of bushes, broken by the river that runs under the stone bridge.

Fun Facts

Remarks

• The relative positions of the locations in Free Country, USA have not been consistently portrayed.
  • The episodes of the game Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People allow players to customize the position of several points of interest in Free Country, USA on an ingame map.
    • In the first episode, "Homestar Ruiner", Strong Bad remarks that he prefers to place the King of Town's castle far away from his house.
    • The second episode, "Strong Badia the Free", placed Strong Bad's house and the castle on opposite sides of the field with Marzipan's house standing in between.
  • On the sitemap, Strong Bad's house and the castle are adjacent to each other, and Marzipan's house is on the opposite side of the field.
    • The layout of the sitemap appears to be consistent with Halloween Hide and Seek, where the King of Town's castle is on one end, followed by Bubs' Concession Stand, the Spooky Woods, the Gremlin, and finally Marzipan's house on the other side.

External Links

• Play "Sitemap"