Marshie

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"Don'tcha like me?"

Appearing in puppet-form along with Homestar and They Might Be Giants in their September 25, 2004 concert in Atlanta, Ga. (HS & TMBG not shown)

Marshie (capital M, and then "arshie") is the genuinely alarming mascot for Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Homestar Runner hates that freakin' marshmallow, probably because Marshie took his job. He's famously creepy and his commercials are often composed of non-sequitur gibberish, distubing close-ups ("don'tcha LIKE ME?") and faintly desperate pleas. He also tends to announce his appearance during commercials by uttering the most current popular slang phrases such as "S'up fools" and "OH SNAP!" in a heavy-handed attempt to convince kids to like him. However, this technique often is nullified by Marshie's innate creepiness.

Marshie bears a striking resemblance to a surprising number of commercial mascots.

• The Carl's Jr. star
• Elyon Kosher marshmallows
• The Kool-Aid Man

Appearances

• Debut: Fluffy Puff Commercial (sort of)
• Complete Filmography

Also known as...

• Mr. Shmallow (1936)
• Ser-g-geant Marshie (The Cheat Commandos)