User talk:Purple Wrench
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Standing in the doorway is the Purple Wrench. The Wrench beckons you to step inside and converse. You feel hesitant, not knowing how to react to the liveliness of the household item. Behind you is a crowded street. To the right is a place you haven't gone yet.
What shall you do?
a> (15 December 2010) talk wrench
What subject would you like to ask the Wrench about?
a> movie
The Wrench suddenly hones its ability to call upon soft focus filters and lens flares, and before you can perceive it a prophecy has been recalled to your memory. It states the following:
Ahem. Testing, one two three. I have a grave prediction regarding the Monster Safari movie, in that all signs point to its demise before a script is even realized. Yet, this is not an uneducated prediction. Earlier this year, a movie that had been anticipated since 2007 was deemed cancelled by its creator due to a lack of interest. I am obscurely referring to the Neverhood Movie, the brainchild of Doug TenNapel. His movie was to be created by a film-based spinoff of cartoon distributor Frederator. Such an obscure team as Chapman and Zobel, known only for an internet cartoon, seems almost doomed from the start when compared to the creator of Earthworm Jim and his unexpected failure. However, that does not signal the end of either effort. In the place of the movie, a CD of Neverhood-style music by the original composer has been announced. And, well, we just got a mackerel of a holiday toon! So Ron Planet, establish a base in comics in case you don't make it. And Monster Safari, don't expect it to be glutamate great just yet. But don't give up with what you already have... ave... ve... e...
The prophecy ends abruptly at this point. Gelatin, you think to yourself.
What shall you do?
a>
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Welcome to the club Purple Wrench
Now get back to work, I don't run a country club, you know? And what's with you being purple? I thought I told you to be red, or... blue, not a mix between the two. 
ColdReactive 19:31, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
- I can't see Bubs saying "Dang it, red wrench" or "Dang it, blue wrench" so easily. Maybe "green wrench" though.-- ■■ PURPLE WRENCH ■■ 19:38, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
- Y'know, I love a user with a user page right off the bat. I also love it when it's full of content and not just one sentence. Heck, it blows my user page outta the water. Does that mean I love you? No, that'd be creepy. Even though ColdReactive beat me to it, I'd just like to weclome you as well. Seeing your already-made sig page, and your nice user page, it seems like your already familiar with wikis. That my friend is jumbo/LARGE! Welcome to the Wiki,
greenPurple Wrench! StrongAwesome
19:49, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
- Thanks, it's been the work of several months and countless sandbox "previews". -- ■■ PURPLE WRENCH ■■ 20:04, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
- Y'know, I love a user with a user page right off the bat. I also love it when it's full of content and not just one sentence. Heck, it blows my user page outta the water. Does that mean I love you? No, that'd be creepy. Even though ColdReactive beat me to it, I'd just like to weclome you as well. Seeing your already-made sig page, and your nice user page, it seems like your already familiar with wikis. That my friend is jumbo/LARGE! Welcome to the Wiki,
Cheatday
Actually, the email itself says that his birthday is April 18. Cheatday is the day on The Cheat's fake ID, not the day the toon came out. --Jay (Gobble) 13:43, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
- I see. Eat a pony I must. Change the signature in time for 2011 I will. -- ■■ PURPLE WRENCH ■■ 00:34, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
Talk page game
Hey there, Purple Wrench. Sorry, but interactive games like the one at the top of this page are not what talk pages are for. You might try the fanstuff wiki. Cheers! — It's dot com 21:43, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
- Grauuuuuugghhhkk... my stomach is filled with ponies right now... -- ■■ PURPLE WRENCH ■■ 01:33, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
Note: this is currently impossible as the Fanstuff Wiki is closed to edits.
Really?
"Really?"? Really? :) — It's dot com 22:18, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
- The nose looks weird, so you left it out and changed the whole course of this talk page? Really? -- ■■ PURPLE WRENCH ■■ 19:47, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
