User:Coachstar Bad
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Coach... Star... Bad?
Allow me to remove the shroud of Mysterious Myth from this Legendary Legend. And with some blurry photographic evidence, we can prove that COACHSTAR Z may or may not be a member of the HRWIKI.
Maded Upped Emails!
new desk
Date: February 25,2006
Length: 1:42
Computer: Lappy 486
Floppy Disk Container: descent
Transcript
Strong Bad (Rapping): Hey, guy, hey hey guy, you got an email for me... unh!
subject: new deskHey You,
From Coachstar Bad
I wanted to know if you ever considered getting a new desk, like a cool one. It could have tons of features! You should rush on out to OfficeMax now and get a new desk!
(Strong Bad pronounces "hey you" as "hey! yow!" and instead of "Coachstar Bad" he says "some generic name.")
Strong Bad (Typing): Ummm... why do you even care what type of desk I have? I mea- (Stomach growling noises) Oh, jeez, I need some food. Uhhh... you guys can just hang out here.
(Strong Bad gets up abrubtly and walks briskly to the right. Cut to the kitchen, where The Cheat and Strong Sad are having an argument)
Strong Sad: Look, I'm telling you, Shakespeare was not a fictional character!
The Cheat: (Disapproving The Cheat noises)
Strong Sad: Why am I even having this conversation?
(Strong Bad walks in)
Strong Bad (Opening Fridge): So, The Cheat, what's - AGHHHHHH!
(A moldy-looking arm with a huge hand reaches out of the fridge and grabs Strong Bad by the head. He pulls a pocket knife out of his pocket and slices the arm in half. A blue-green pus oozes out of the cut parts.)
Strong Bad: Another victory for...
(Dramatic, bold text appears as he says each word.)
Strong Bad (Holding knife above his head): THE FRIDGE AVENGER!
(Dramatic music begins to play. Suddenly, a record scratch noise plays.)
Strong Sad: Ewwww! I told you to throw out that grody lunch meat! It was in there for like, three years.
Strong Bad: Hey, shut up! I don't have time for that! I gotta email to answer!
(Strong Bad walks back to the computer.)
Strong Bad (Typing): Ugghhh. I'm not gonna feel clean for at least a week. No, I don't think I need a new desk, Coacheroacher. I need a new fridge. So send me, like, a Best Buy flyer or something.
(The Paper comes down.)
Strong Bad (After about 10 seconds): What? I've been attacked by a mold creature! What more do you want from me?
Easter Eggs
- Click on the word "Coacheroacher" to see the following scene:
(Coach Z is standing at the counter of Bubs' concession stand. Bubs is not behind the counter.)
Coach Z: Hello? I was promised a Coacheroacher discount on my fish and/or chips! I demand an explanation!
(The King of Town walks up to Coach Z.)
The King of Town: Did I hear the word fish and/or chips?
- Click on the words "new fridge" to see the following scene:
(A picture of a giant fridge appears. A tiny Strong Bad stands next to it.)
Strong Bad: Ummm... how am I supposed to open this? It's like, 40 times my height. Ooh! But I bet there's some big pickles in there! Awww man! I gotta get in there!
(Strong Bad runs off. Clanking noises are heard. He runs back a few seconds later, with a drill.)
Strong Bad (Drilling into the fridge): Yes! I will have the pickles!
(A gush of milk shoots out of the newly drilled hole in the fridge, launching Strong Bad backward.)
Strong bad (fading out): Holy craaaaaaaaaap!
Fun Facts
- This is yet another instance of Strong Sad interrupting something. It's usually accompanied by the record scratch noise.
Real- World References
- Best Buy is an electronics megastore chain. Their trademark is a yellow tag, which is also their logo.
- The way Strong Bad holds the knife above his head after slaying the fridge-beast is reminiscent of many action movies. This type of scene has been spoofed many times.
