Moses Malone

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Dang, The Cheat, you would look good with a pair of monster truck tires!

Moses Malone is The Cheat's partner in his favourite bedtime stories, "The Ch8t's Cheatventures in Moses MaloneLand". He seems to talk through the blue sock on his right foot.

The real Moses Malone is a former NBA basketball player who also played in the ABA.

Debut: bedtime story