Back To A Website
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Toon Category: Shorts
Homestar and Strong Bad sing a song in celebration of the website's 25 years.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Bubs, Strong Sad
Places: Computer Room
Date: Wednesday, April 16, 2025
Running Time:
Page Title: Back to the Crazebox!
Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {over a shot of the Trogdor arcade machine} dot com dot com dot com dot com {over a shot of Strong Mad's room, with the dresser and football statue} dot com dot com dot com dot com {Strong Bad, dripping with water, walks across the hallway behind Strong Sad's room wearing a towel across his waist and one on his head.} dot com dot com dot com {cut to Homestar in Strong Bad's computer room typing on the Lappier} dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com {Strong Bad walks in the room, still dripping water}
STRONG BAD: YES! At long last, Homestar has finally lost all three of his marbles! Strong Mad, bring in the crazebox! {strong mad comes in carrying a metal box labeled "come on in" on the front with a clown wearing homestar's propeller cap and "crazebox" on the side with holes cut in it and a window with bars}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com ALL DONE!
STRONG MAD: {disappointed groan}
STRONG BAD: Dare I ask what you think is happening here?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I was just crumbling down memory lane when I thought I'd log onto our good old fashioned typing of words website.
STRONG BAD: So why were you just sitting there broken-recording "dot com"?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: It's 2025, Strong Bad! Our 25th year on the internet! {pouts} And as Saint Grandma Nedscape always taught us—
ST. GRANDMA NEDSCAPE: Thou shalt receive one dot com for each year passed on this widest of wuerld woebs.
STRONG BAD: That is a whole mess of made-up bullcrap right there, Homestar Runner.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thanks, Strong Bad! I wrote it on the plane!
STRONG BAD: {confused grunt} But I do wish we could go back to the old days sometimes.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, back when the whole internet wasn't just on four websites on people's phones.
STRONG BAD: Let's do it! Let's go back!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Back where?
STRONG MAD: TO THE CRAZEBOX?
STRONG BAD: No! Back to a website!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Back to a website?
STRONG BAD: {jumps out of the towel and into his pants, which are standing on his desk} Let's go back to a website. Come on come on come on come on back to a website
