The King of Town's Food
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King of Town Select Food is the collection of products that are chosen by The King of Town for primary consumption. His diet is odd even by Homestar Runner standards.
Army-Style Mayo
Everyone's favorite military-worthy condiment, Army-Style Mayo is a brand of mayonnaise. In "the bet," Strong Bad left a tin of it in the King of Town's ventilation ducts.
Awww Gratin Potatoes
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It's an '83!
A bag of Awwww Gratin Potates is stocked by The King Of Town in his pantry. He is particularly proud of the fact that his bag is of the 1983 "vintage." This foodstuff is a spin on the thinly sliced potatoes and cheese dish known as "au gratin."
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