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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail165.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="0" end="38" speaker="other">Sorry, we're working on these subtitles. Check back later! :-)</line> <line start="38" end="40" speaker="strongbad"><!-- Change back into start 18 on a later time -->I'm doin' a party, <span style="visibility:hidden">I'm makin' it happen, on Strong Bad Email.</span></line> <line start="40" end="64" speaker="strongbad">I'm doin' a party, I'm makin' it happen, <span style="visibility:hidden">on Strong Bad Email.</span></line> <line start="64" end="86" speaker="strongbad">I'm doin' a party, I'm makin' it happen, on Strong Bad Email.</line> <line start="86" end="124" speaker="strongbad">"Strong Bad, for a long time, I've been wondering..."</line> <line start="124" end="148" speaker="strongbad">"How far can you throw The Cheat?"</line> <line start="148" end="206" speaker="strongbad">"If you don't want to do that, could you beat the crud out of Homestar for no reason?"</line> <line start="206" end="238" speaker="strongbad">"Lewis Rudkin, S-X, England."</line> <line start="238" end="285" speaker="strongbad">Y'know, it's funny how this always seems to work out, Rudkin... <span style="visibility:hidden">but those just happen to be the first two events in the Strong Badathlon!</span></line> <line start="285" end="340" speaker="strongbad">Y'know, it's funny how this always seems to work out, Rudkin... but those just happen to be the first two events in the Strong Badathlon!</line> <line start="340" end="416" sfx="sfx">fanfare</line> <line start="416" end="463" speaker="strongbad">Unfortunately, they also happen to be my worst two events.</line> <line start="463" end="510" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat Chuck is consistently dominated by the Kenyans. <span style="visibility:hidden">I mean, the Poopsmith.</span></line> <line start="510" end="532" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat Chuck is consistently dominated by the Kenyans. I mean, the Poopsmith.</line> <line start="532" end="570" speaker="strongbad">Ever since he devised the Whatsitburied Slop...</line> <line start="570" end="590" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">...that guy's unbeatable!</line> <line start="590" end="602"> <sfx>plop</sfx> <thecheat>The Cheat noise</thecheat> <sfx>shake</sfx> </line> <line start="602" end="627"> <thecheat>screaming The Cheat noises</thecheat> </line> <line start="627" end="639"> <thecheat>screaming The Cheat noises</thecheat> <coachz>Holy gorsh! It looks like a new record!</coachz></line> <line start="639" end="659"> <span style="visibility:hidden"><thecheat>screaming The Cheat noises</thecheat></span> <coachz>Holy gorsh! It looks like a new record!</coachz></line> <line start="659" end="680" speaker="marzipan">...and that's why I believe the DNA evidence had been tampered with.</line> <line start="680" end="693" speaker="marzipan">...and that's why I believe the DNA evidence had been tampered with. <thecheat>screaming The Cheat noises</thecheat></line> <line start="693" end="715"><sfx>splat</sfx><marzipan>Aaah!</marzipan></line> <line start="715" end="758" speaker="homsar">Well, hello, chocolate cake!</line> <line start="758" end="827" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating is another event you'd think I'd be the best at.</line> <line start="827" end="887" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But the reigning champion seems to have intimate knowledge of Homestar's weak points.</line> <line start="887" end="908" speaker="homestar"><sfx>punch</sfx> Come on, you little so and so.</line> <line start="908" end="927" speaker="homestar"><sfx>slap, punch</sfx> Is that all you got?</line> <line start="927" end="962" speaker="homestar"><sfx>punch, slap</sfx> Oh yeah? Oh yeah? You think you got it like that?</line> <line start="962" end="993" speaker="homestar"><sfx>punch, punch, punch</sfx> Whaddya think this is, you little place mat?</line> <line start="993" end="1010" speaker="homestar"><sfx>smack</sfx>A diaper show? <span style="visibility:hidden">Well, it's not a diaper show.</span></line> <line start="1010" end="1027" speaker="homestar"><sfx>punch</sfx>A diaper show? Well, it's not a diaper show.</line> <line start="1027" end="1053" speaker="homestar"><sfx>punch</sfx> I think it's pretty obvious.</line> <line start="1053" end="1116" speaker="strongbad">Man, man, we should start putting those Homestar Vs. Homestar fights on pay-per-view.</line> <line start="1116" end="1159" speaker="strongbad">Instant classics! And speaking of pay-per-view...</line> <line start="1159" end="1185" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">...next up is the Remote Put.</line> <line start="1185" end="1195" sfx="sfx">ding</line> <line start="1195" end="1205" speaker="other"><sfx>slam</sfx> Cute little girl from sit-com sings patriotic song.</line> <line start="1205" end="1245" speaker="other"><span style="visibility:hidden"><sfx>slam</sfx></span> Cute little girl from sit-com sings patriotic song.</line> <line start="1245" end="1297" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.3">Argh, I freakin' hate that little kid! Why'd they ever bring her on the show?!</line> <line start="1300" end="1320" sfx="sfx">crash, bouncing</line> <line start="1320" end="1330" sfx="sfx">buzzer</line> <line start="1330" end="1354" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.3">WHAT?! These games are fixed!</line> <line start="1354" end="1380" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.3">Check the East German's pants! 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