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WALKTROUGHS
DUNGEONMAN
* FIRST THING, SAY "GET SCROLL" * NOW TYPE "GET FLASK" OR SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT. (DO THIS ONE MORE TIME FOR BONUS POINTS) * DO NOT GO NORTH, FOR THE ROPE WILL KILL YOU IF YOU GET IT * HEAD SOUTH, "GET TRINKET" * GO NORTH TO GET TO MAIN ROOM THEN GO DENNIS * TALK TO DENNIS' THEN PUT "GIVE TRINKET"
DUNGEONMAN 3
* OK.... YOU SEE DEM CLAWS? "USE CLAWS" * OK NOW TYPE "GET BONE", NOW "USE BONE" * GO "NORTH" * NOW "GET YE FLASK!".....VOIP YOU'VE BEEN TELEPORTED * NOW YOU ARE AT THE CROSSROADS, GO "NORTH" * NOW GO "NORTH" AGAIN TO ENTER THE MONESTARY * NOW THIS IS SOMETHING YOU GOTTTA BE QUICK ABOUT, PUT "TAKE STEIN" * NOW YOU ARE IN HIS CAULDRON...GET OUT BY TYPING "SOUTH" * NOW "SOUTH" TO CROSSROADS! * NOW HEAD "WEST" * OK NOW TYPE "LOOK INSIDE LOG" * NOW TYPE "GET COINS" * NOW HEAD "EAST" * YOU ARE AT CROSSROADS...AGAIN, HEAD "EAST"...AGAIN * NOW YOU ARE AT THE OVERLOOK, TYPE "BUY CORN" * HEAD "EAST * ONCE THERE, HEAD SOUTH TO THE PUB * SAY "TALK MAN", HE TELLS YOU THAT HE'LL GIVE YOU BEER IF YOU HAVE A STEIN * NOW PUT "USE STEIN" * HE TELLS YOU TO TALK TO KIGALONIAN(MAKE SURE TO PAY ATTENTION TO DESCRIPTION) * GO "NORTH" TWICE * NOW PUT "TALK TO KIGALONIAN" CHOOSE THE ONE THAT FITS BARKEEP'S DESCRIPTION * HEAD "SOUTH", NOW GO "EAST" * NOW TYPE "LOOK WINDOW", NOW YOU NEED TO PUT "KNOCK" * SAY "TALK MAN" HE TELLS YOU THAT IT'S CLOSED, BUT YOU CAN ASK FOR CONDOMENTS * "ASK FOR KETCHUP" * NOW GO "WEST" ABOUT FIVE TIMES * NOW YOU ARE IN THE PLACE WITH THE HAG, PUT "LOOK SCRAPBOOK" * PAY ATTENTION TO THE BOOK, BECAUSE IT HAS THE ANSWERS TO THE HAG'S QUESTIONS * NOW "TALK HAG", THEN "POUR KETCHUP ON HAED" * NOW TYPE "TALK HAG" AGAIN, SHE WILL ASK YOU QUESTIONS THAT GO WITH SCRAPBOOK * IF YOU GET ALL THREE CORRECT YOU GET A FLASK GETTING GLOVE * NOW GO "EAST" TWICE * GO "NORTH", AND THEN "GIVE CORN" TO THE BIRD * NOW GO "SOUTH" TWICE * NOW PUT "USE BIRD" * THE TROLL DIES, SO YOU CAN CROSS THE BRIDGE "SOUTH" * NOW YOU "OPEN DOOR" * AND (FINALLY) "GET YE FLASK!!" * YOU WIN, YOU ARE THY DUNGEONMAN!...SIMONE, THAT'LL BE 7.50
STRONG BAD BIO
Strong Bad is one of the most well-known characters on Homestarrunner.com. He started out as the villain who always tried to cheat his way to the top but was always doomed to fail before Homestar Runner; however, he's now less of a villain and more of a highly expanded form of comic relief, with his irascible sarcasm and rough voice seeming to make him ever more popular with fans of the website. He answers e-mails with a passion, and will make fun of your grammar, punctuation, and spelling - he just doesn't seem to be worried about his own. He also writes, illustrates, and narrates the Teen Girl Squad comics.
He is the middle child of The Brothers Strong. His is the dominant personality and he loves to push everyone around: he's often abusing Homestar, kicking The Cheat, prank-calling Marzipan, or tormenting Strong Sad (although it's been hinted that they got along when they were younger). All in all, he seems to dislike or positively loathe almost every character in the Homestar Runner Universe, with the notable exception of The Cheat, his ever-diligent lackey.
He has boxing gloves for hands (which always have square window reflections on them, no matter where he is), and a lucha libre mask for a head (as confirmed in the UMFM interview). His mouth is rectangular, though it often becomes round when he says words with the letter "o". Most of the time, Strong Bad's mouth is in a slight frown, but there are occasions where he smiles. The blue diamond on his face may also give him the power to mentally open Cold Ones and even pop Homestar's hat off his head; however this seems to have been abandoned, as it was only demonstrated in super powers. Strong Bad may also have a Homestar-like psychokinesis as demonstrated in the Holiday special Pumpkin Carve-nival. Strong Bad owns his own country, Strong Badia, a barren field behind the dumpsters that is completely devoid of any sentient life. His favorite saying is (or was for a time) "holy crap", though he hates when people use the word crap when signing emails. He also hates to be asked about how he manages to type with boxing gloves on. He usually does what he does best when he gets an e-mail like that: DELETED!!!
Strong Bad talks a big line, claiming to be a criminal mastermind, a muscle man, and totally popular with the ladies, though there is little evidence of any of these claims, and no shortage of evidence that they are all untrue. Strong Bad refuses to acknowledge this however, and continues unfazed with his delusions of grandeur. He is convinced that Marzipan likes, or has a crush on, him when in fact she "really doesn't like him at all." He seems to have a grudge against birds, as shown in issues of Teen Girl Squad. He also loves to listen to Limozeen, Taranchula, and Peter Frampton (though his opinion of Frampton is somewhat mixed). His favorite show is Caleb Rentpayer. He also enjoys doing Jumble puzzles and baking. His love for older technology such as cassette tapes, command prompt computers, old video games and laserdiscs, and the titles of events such as "Awexome Cross '98", and "TrogdorCon '97" suggest that Strong Bad is "stuck in the 90's". Despite his love of the nineties, he seems to despise and destroy anything from any previous decade, like 8-Tracks, TVs that lost their essence in the 70s, and the Nintendo Entertainment System. Pretending to play better video games. Enlarge Pretending to play better video games.
Strong Bad has sung many hit singles, his most popular being "Everybody to the Limit". He also stars as the protagonist in the blockbuster action series "Dangeresque". He works with Homestar and The Cheat at an unnamed tech company, though despite this fixed income, he seems to have financial troubles as he often attempts money making solutions of questionable legitimacy and burns his bills with his BMW Lighter.
Strong Bad is somewhat prejudiced; he has been banned from the UK, and often ridicules non-English speakers on their e-mails. He also hates old people and children, although he claims to have children of his own, including Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman, at his second secret home where he goes by the name Vance Mudgeman. He doesn't appear to care much for those children either, or perhaps he does and truly believes that "you got to be firm."
