Alamo Drafthouse - 10 Jun 2005
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| - | '''HOMESTAR | + | '''MATT (as HOMESTAR):''' It's all over, It's true, Mike. Oh! ''{Homestar turns around and we see he has no eyes}'' I... I can hear you all... I... Where are you guys? ''{crying}'' Oh no. Li'l Brudder! If only I could see you now! You give me guidance in my darkest hour. ''{looks at Mike}''I need the Autobot matrix. |
''{Mike gets up and puts one of Homestar's eyes on him, sideways}'' | ''{Mike gets up and puts one of Homestar's eyes on him, sideways}'' | ||
| - | '''HOMESTAR | + | '''Matt (as HOMESTAR):''' Ooh, ooh, oh! No depth perception. ''{Mike puts the other eye on, also sideways}'' Ooh, oh, AAH! AAH! You guys all look... I'm Chinese... |
'''RYAN STERRITT<!-- maybe -->:''' Yeah, you can see how ''{inaudible}'' | '''RYAN STERRITT<!-- maybe -->:''' Yeah, you can see how ''{inaudible}'' | ||
| - | '''HOMESTAR | + | '''MATT (as HOMESTAR):''' This hurts, Mike. Everybody's inside-out. Alright. Shoo. Bye. |
| - | '''MIKE:''' That's enough | + | '''MIKE:''' That's enough. |
| - | '''HOMESTAR | + | '''MATT (as HOMESTAR):''' Nobody wants to come talk to me, I'm outta here. I'm outta here you guys! ''{Matt takes off the puppet}'' |
| - | '''MIKE:''' Somebody come and talk to him! | + | '''MIKE:''' Somebody come and talk to him! |
| - | '''MATT:''' ''{inaudible}'' Probably would be bad for him. | + | '''MATT:''' ''{inaudible}'' Probably would be bad for him. ''{audible}''The puppet will be back later. Mike... <Video cuts off> |
==Strong Bad Transcript== | ==Strong Bad Transcript== | ||
Revision as of 18:51, 14 June 2005
The Brothers Chaps and Ryan Sterritt made an appearance in Austin, Texas.
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Singing Homestar Transcript
HOMESTAR PUPPET: {singing} You're the best around! Sombadubba sombadubba, take me down! You're the best around! Dubba dubba dubbado, take me down! {talking} Now I'd like to do the song from the studying montage, from Real Genius. Oh, it's like {singing} Number 1 is a hard time in the begin-, in the begin-, in the begin-. I did, I did, my best, my best, for all, for all, the rest... {talking} right guys?
RYAN STERRITT: There's like 9 of them out there!
HOMESTAR PUPPET: Real Genius, you guys! Lazlo Hollyfeld!
Blind Homestar Transcript
MATT (as HOMESTAR): It's all over, It's true, Mike. Oh! {Homestar turns around and we see he has no eyes} I... I can hear you all... I... Where are you guys? {crying} Oh no. Li'l Brudder! If only I could see you now! You give me guidance in my darkest hour. {looks at Mike}I need the Autobot matrix.
{Mike gets up and puts one of Homestar's eyes on him, sideways}
Matt (as HOMESTAR): Ooh, ooh, oh! No depth perception. {Mike puts the other eye on, also sideways} Ooh, oh, AAH! AAH! You guys all look... I'm Chinese...
RYAN STERRITT: Yeah, you can see how {inaudible}
MATT (as HOMESTAR): This hurts, Mike. Everybody's inside-out. Alright. Shoo. Bye.
MIKE: That's enough.
MATT (as HOMESTAR): Nobody wants to come talk to me, I'm outta here. I'm outta here you guys! {Matt takes off the puppet}
MIKE: Somebody come and talk to him!
MATT: {inaudible} Probably would be bad for him. {audible}The puppet will be back later. Mike... <Video cuts off>
Strong Bad Transcript
MATT as STRONG BAD: You guys... All y'all peoples in the place to be, I want to thank you for coming down, you've been great. All you ladies, you look very nice. I'll be in the... I'll be in this tiny room over here {points offstage} afterwards, come form a line... This is how we do it after these sorta things. Ah... Austin... Boston...
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Yo, how do you type with boxing gloves on?
MATT as STRONG BAD: I'm gonna kill you.
External links
Livejournal entry detailing the event (with pictures)
Here are some video clips from the Friday 9:30 PM show:
- Homestar Puppet sings songs from montages (2.3 MB)
- Blind Homestar puppet (5.0 MB)
- The Strong Bad voice (2.2 MB)
You need QuickTime to see the video clips. For those who don't have it go here:
