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Toon Category: Shorts
Homestar and Strong Bad sing a song in celebration of the website's 25 years.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Bubs, Strong Sad
Places: House of the Brothers Strong
Date: Wednesday, April 16, 2025
Running Time: 5 minutes or something
Page Title: Back to the Crazebox!
Transcript
HOMESTAR: (over a shot of the trogdor arcade machine) dot com dot com dot com dot com (over a shot of strong mads room, with the dresser and football statue) dot com dot com dot com dot com (strong bad walks across the hallway behind strong sad's room wearing a towel across his waist and one on his head. he drips water) dot com dot com dot com (cut to homestar in strong bad's computer room typing on the lappier) dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com (strong bad walks in the room, still dripping water)
STRONG BAD: YES! at long last homestar has finally lost all three of his marbles! Strong Mad, bring in the crazebox! (strong mad comes in carrying a box labeled "come on in" on the front with a clown wearing homestar's propeller cap and "crazebox" on the side with holes poked in it and a window with bars)
HOMESTAR: dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com ALL DONE!
STRONG MAD: (disappointed groan)
STRONG BAD: Dare I ask what you THINK is happening here?
HOMESTAR: I was just crumbling down memory lane when I thought I'd log onto our good old fashioned typing of words website.
STRONG BAD: So why were you just sitting there broken-recording "dot com"?
HOMESTAR: It's 2025, strong bad! our 25th year on the internet! (he makes a pouty face) and as saint grandma nedscape always taught us-
ST GRANDMA NEDSCAPE: thou shalt receive one dot com for each year passed on this widest of wuerld woebs.
STRONG BAD: That is a whole mess of made up bullcrap right there, Homestar Runner.
HOMESTAR: Thanks, strong bad! I wrote it on the plane!
STRONG BAD: (confused grunt) But i do wish we could go back to the old days sometimes.
HOMESTAR: Yeah, back when the whole internet wasn't just on four websites on peoples' phones.
STRONG BAD: Let's do it! Let's go back!
HOMESTAR: Back where?
STRONG MAD: To the crazebox?
STRONG BAD: No! Back to a website!
HOMESTAR: Back to a website?
STRONG BAD: (jumps out of the towel into his pants which are standing on his table) Let's go back to a website. Come on come on come on come on back to a website
