Trogdor Was A Man

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"Trogdor was a dragon-man"

A Powered by The Cheat video for a song from a '70s commercial for a board game.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Trogdor, Strong Sad, The Cheat, The Dancing Brothers,

Places: The Cheat's Computer Room

Date: Thursday, September 13th 2018

Running Time: 2.17

Page Title: Trogdor Musk - For Dragon Men

Transcript

{A shirt with a Coca-Cola resembling shirt that says "When the Seventies appears}

POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: When the seventies there was- {The shirt merges to the Trogdor board game}

POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: -a commercial for board game. {Board game box opens with Trogdor, 2 knights, 2 peasents, and a few cards}

POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: It was a terrible song- {Fire flies away and a vinyl record appears} of Trogdor. they made seven inches-

{zooms out into Powered By The Cheat Strong Sad holding the record}

POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: -but even Strong Sad thought it was not ver-

(Cuts into Strong Bad's head on The Cheat's Monosodium Dreams)

POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: So The Cheat made a video. Does this sound like Strong Bad at all?

(Cuts to a plug that says The Pow-uh Surge, zooms into peasentry)

SINGERS: Trogdor was a man.
Trogdor was a DRAGON Man.

Trogdor was a man.
Trogdor was a DRAGON Man.

And he was burninating, burninating, burninating the countryside!

Trogdor was a man. (S, more different S)
Trogdor was a DRAGON Man. (S, more different S)

(S, more differant S) (Whispering into the '70s)

And he was burninating, burninating, burninating the countryside!

Trogdor was a man. (Consemate, Consemate)
Trogdor was a DRAGON Man. (Consemate, Consemate)

Consemate, Consemate
Consemate V's

Maybe he was just a dragon.
Maybe he was just a dragon. Maybe he was just a dragon. Well, he was still Trogdor.

And the Trogdor comes in THE NIGHT!

(Cuts to Strong Sad and The Cheat at The Cheat's computer desk)

STRONG SAD: I don't know The Cheat there are a lot of inaccuracies present.

THE CHEAT: (The Cheat noises)

STRONG SAD: Well for starters, Trogdor wasn't even around in the 70s. Strong Bad made him in the early 2000s.

THE CHEAT: (The Cheat noises)

STRONG SAD: And what was going on with depiction of me? and that creepy bony spine.

POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG SAD: The Lusitania is my favorite boat.

STRONG SAD: No way everybody knows I'm a Mauritania man.

POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG SAD: My boat is not your boat!

STRONG SAD: Woah, stop that!

POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG SAD: This is all gonna be about boats now.

STRONG SAD: Oh it's a terrible idea!

POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG SAD: My boat take-

STRONG SAD:(interrupts) That's it! I'm going to the chiropractor!

(Strong Sad Walks away)

STRONG SAD: Got me all self-conscious!

POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG SAD: Don't you like boats?

Fun Facts

Trivia

• Monosodium Dreams has been replaced by a newer computer parodying the newer Intel based iMacs.

"Well, this is a new computer"

Inside References

• This song is meant to be a '70s Disco version of the Trogdor song, which also means it's a reference to email dragon.
• Powered by The Cheat Strong Sad says "boat take", a term previously seen in environment.

Real-World References

• The Lusitania was a British ocean liner and briefly the world's largest passenger ship. The ship was sunk on 7 May 1915 by a German U-boat 11 mi off the southern coast of Ireland
• The Mauretania was an ocean liner designed by Leonard Peskett and built by Wigham Richardson & Swan Hunter for the British Cunard Line, and launched on the afternoon of 20 September 1906.

External Links

• watch "Trogdor Was A Man" on the old Flash site
• view the Flash file for "Trogdor Was A Man"
• watch "Trogdor Was A Man" on YouTube