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   <line start="150" end="177" speaker="homestar">I hate these dang old photo boofs.</line>
   <line start="150" end="177" speaker="homestar">I hate these dang old photo boofs.</line>
   <line start="178" end="212" speaker="homestar">It's an absolute waste of a perfectly good boof!</line>
   <line start="178" end="212" speaker="homestar">It's an absolute waste of a perfectly good boof!</line>
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   <line start="213" end="245" speaker="marzipan">It's the the crown jewel of my Halloween party!</line>
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  <line start="246" end="279" speaker="marzipan">Now look at the camera and make like we're a great couple!</line>
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  <line start="280" end="302" speaker="homestar">The laughter and loooove!</line>
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  <line start="303" end="310" speaker="sfx">camera flash</line>
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  <line start="311" end="334" speaker="marzipan">Carefree shenanigans!</line>
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  <line start="341" end="366"><homestar>The one where we kiss.</homestar><marzipan><em>(disappointed)</em> The one where we kiss.</marzipan></line>
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  <line start="401" end="416" speaker="homestar">Aah! Marzipan! <span style="visibility:hidden">Why is there a spooky specter in our picture?!</span></line>
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  <line start="417" end="446"><homestar>Aah! Marzipan! Why is there a spooky specter in our picture?!</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
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It's the the crown jewel of my Halloween party! Now look at the camera and make like we're a great couple! The laughter and loooove! Carefree shenanigans! The one where we kiss.
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Aah! Marzipan! Why is there a spooky specter in our picture?! I think this might be a— might be a— —haunted photo booth! Get in here, you guys! I wanna make this ghost appear!  
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I think this might be a— might be a— —haunted photo booth! Get in here, you guys! I wanna make this ghost appear!  
Maybe it'll possess us with demonic barf powers! Everybody say "Smiling bag!" Smiling bag!{unintelligible}{The Cheat noises}There's one... There's one... Okay... Hey! What the crap?!  
Maybe it'll possess us with demonic barf powers! Everybody say "Smiling bag!" Smiling bag!{unintelligible}{The Cheat noises}There's one... There's one... Okay... Hey! What the crap?!  
How come we didn't get no cool ghosties?! I got a little ghost jorbie in my pictures! Hey there, jorbie! He reminds me o' one of my famous sneezes! Ha-chor! Aw, man!  
How come we didn't get no cool ghosties?! I got a little ghost jorbie in my pictures! Hey there, jorbie! He reminds me o' one of my famous sneezes! Ha-chor! Aw, man!  

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  <line start="26" end="38" sfx="total yes">music</line>
  <line start="38" end="72"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar voiceover="y">I don't wanna go in that spooky place, Marzipan!</homestar></line>
  <line start="73" end="88"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar voiceover="y">Don't make me go!</homestar></line>
  <line start="89" end="123" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="y">Homestar, it'll be fine. Now get in there.</line>
  <line start="124" end="149" speaker="homestar" voiceover="y">Aw, Marzipan...</line>
  <line start="150" end="177" speaker="homestar">I hate these dang old photo boofs.</line>
  <line start="178" end="212" speaker="homestar">It's an absolute waste of a perfectly good boof!</line>
  <line start="213" end="245" speaker="marzipan">It's the the crown jewel of my Halloween party!</line>
  <line start="246" end="279" speaker="marzipan">Now look at the camera and make like we're a great couple!</line>
  <line start="280" end="302" speaker="homestar">The laughter and loooove!</line>
  <line start="303" end="310" speaker="sfx">camera flash</line>
  <line start="311" end="334" speaker="marzipan">Carefree shenanigans!</line>
  <line start="335" end="340" speaker="sfx">camera flash</line>
  <line start="341" end="366"><homestar>The one where we kiss.</homestar><marzipan><em>(disappointed)</em> The one where we kiss.</marzipan></line>
  <line start="367" end="372" speaker="sfx">camera flash</line>
  <line start="401" end="416" speaker="homestar">Aah! Marzipan! <span style="visibility:hidden">Why is there a spooky specter in our picture?!</span></line>
  <line start="417" end="446"><homestar>Aah! Marzipan! Why is there a spooky specter in our picture?!</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="447" end="5526">Subtitles are not yet done. Please check back later.</line>

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 I think this might be a— might be a— —haunted photo booth! Get in here, you guys! I wanna make this ghost appear! 
Maybe it'll possess us with demonic barf powers! Everybody say "Smiling bag!" Smiling bag!{unintelligible}{The Cheat noises}There's one... There's one... Okay... Hey! What the crap?! 
How come we didn't get no cool ghosties?! I got a little ghost jorbie in my pictures! Hey there, jorbie! He reminds me o' one of my famous sneezes! Ha-chor! Aw, man! 
Even Coach Z got one? That's it, boys. We're gonna get haunted by this photo booth at any cost! We gotta try something else. 
Everybody close your eyes and say, "Jaundice... Jerry... will never marry," three times. 
Huh?{annoyed The Cheat noises}Jaundice Jerry will never marry. Jaundice Jerry will never marry! Jaundice Jerry will never marry!! Aw, man! We just made Jaundice Jerry appear. 
Guess I shoulda seen that comin'. Hey, check it out! Somebody finally gave me my props. What are these props from? Got some Y2K glasses... 
Ooh! A handlebrah mustache! These things'll never not ironically be unironically... always... um... bacon? Spicy nachos! This is a perfect chance to practice my French accent! 
I am Hercule Poirot! Hercule Poirot! A-cool Par-o! Jaundice Jerry will never marry. Jaundice Jerry will never marry! Jaundice Jerry will never marry!! The King of Town! 
crickets chirpStabby Gabby's always crabby. Stabby Gabby's always crabby. Oh, come on!! Different background! Yay! Yay yay! 
Zapruder! Middleman! Toast Crunch! AAaaAAaa! These nickel slots are finally payin' off!
Demonic barf powers. Demonic barf powers! Demonic barf powers!! 
Just give me the barf powers! The crap? The crap? The crap?! How come everybody else can get the haunted smudge to appear except me and The Cheat? You been goin' to church on me, The Cheat?
 {The Cheat noises}Wait a minute... Where's your gold tooth? {sheepish The Cheat noises}Orange-and-black loose tooth removers... Loose tooth removers... Loose tooth removers...
 It was the tooth!

Loose tooth removers...

Get outta here! But if The Cheat's tooth was causing the ghost glare, how did it get in everyone's photos? I think I has the solution! Look at this pattern! 
Oh, great. Now Frenchie Detective is gonna tell us how it all shook out. The Cheat ate too many taffies and it pulled his gold tooth out. 
Then because those things are nasty, he stuck it somewhere in the photo booth, and because The King of Town is nasty, he ate the taffy! Then the Poopsmith had it. 
Then it was a piece of Marzipan's flair. Then it wound up on Bubs's fez. ...one of my vest buttons... ...on Coach Z's shoe!...Homestar's glowing bat! ...tenaciously clenched! 
That's all great, Sir Talks-A-Lot, but where's his gold tooth now? The Goblin! We shoulda had known! 
Now let's all cram in that boof for a group photo before I have to return it to the wedding Marzipan had me steal it from! cheers
 Heeeey, Coach Z! You're dressed up as a dog. Yeah! I gotta belorv! Kick! Pornch! It's all in the mornd! Chorp, chorp, pornch! Pornch kork! 
How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie? IiIiIiIiI I was raised by a cup of coffee. 
Hey, Homestar! I really like your Mark Lemke costume! "Homestar Runner for the Braves?" Shut up, wrong-say Homestar! I'm right-say Homestar, and I right-say I'm Dale Murphy! 
With a glowy basemball bat for some reason.Vwoom-vwoom. 
Here comes the ThnikkaStan! Yeah, shut up Soos' abuelita! 
Oh, man, Strong Mad. Bread Face Red Panties Man? I remember that guy. I think he came to my school once when I was a kid. And so did a lot of cops.
 Now ordinarily, Pom Pom, I'd have you sent down to the Juicing Room. But aren't you like a super-food now? I don't need me no antioxidants! I'm very pro-oxidant myself, actually. 
Why couldn't you dress up as the German kid? 
Uh, hey, King of Town, when I said, "Don't come around here no more," it wasn't a costume idea. I literally meant, "Don't come around here no more!" 
Okay. The Cheat! The Cheat The Cheat! Let me guess. Baseball Glove On Head Man. 
{Frustrated The Cheat noise}No? Umm… Swollen Cow Udders On Your Head Man. {Angry The Cheat noise}No. Swollen Cow Udders On Your Head Lady! {Angry The Cheat noise
Uh, Marzipan, we need to talk. I want you to express yourself. Don't you want to express yourself? 
This is me expressing myself, okay? And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it. Whoa, Marzipan, nice invisible flair deuce! 
So, Strong Sad, does the W. C. in W. C. Fields just stand for Winston Churchill? I'm neither of those. I'm world famous detectiveA-cool Pwagh-chho! 
Somebody! Don't give Strong Sad the Heimlich! He's choking! I now pronounce you husband and wiiiiiife! And they said I'd never marry. {giggles}-->
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