The Poopsmith

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{{charnav|The Poopsmith|poop|The King of Town|Homsar}}
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[[Image:modernpoopsmith.png|thumb|right|220px|A crappy job (literally)]]
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[[Image:3dpoopsmith.png|thumb|3D Poopsmith!]]
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== Biography ==
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'''The Poopsmith''' is just a regular guy with a ''very'' crappy job. Literally. It's unclear whether "The Poopsmith" is his actual name, as it's used occasionally with an [[integral article]], but often without. His body is peach-colored and egg-shaped, and he has small blue legs and feet, a white head, and an enormous underbite. He wears a pair of large orange gloves stained with [[whatsit]], and he is usually seen carrying a large shovel. In [[I Killed Pom Pom]], it is implied that he has no arms under his gloves, or at most a stump on his left arm. The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence and [[#Speech|rarely officially speaks]] (except in [[email thunder]], where he sings the opening song, and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]), nor does he seem to ever display any emotions or facial expressions. He does occasionally [[The Poopsmith's Signs|hold up signs]] to communicate, however. He is sometimes seen poking his shovel as a half-gesture, similar to how his [[Old-Timey]] incarnation, [[The Demon]], uses his pitchfork.
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While it is still unclear exactly what his job is, The Poopsmith has been employed by [[the King of Town]], apparently to [[your friends|shovel whatsit for a living]]. In [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Strong Bad]] describes The Poopsmith's job as being the King's "personal bodyguard-slash-mime-slash-poosmith." He also works as a mail carrier, as seen in [[Compy Catalog]]. While he never seems to transfer whatsit between his constantly-soiled gloves and anything he touches, the inherently filthy nature of his job tends to keep him out of most social circles; for example, he is apparently banned for life from Strong Bad's [[Swimming Pool]], as seen in [[keep cool]]. Despite this, he seems to be held in deep respect by the other characters. For example, Strong Bad has refrained from [[your friends|hurting]] The Poopsmith, figuring "the guy shovels [[crap]] for a living so his tolerance for pain's gotta be through the roof."  He even [[big white face|made two cakes]] for The Poopsmith (though he threw one of them at [[Strong Sad]]). The Poopsmith also seems to be a good friend of [[Pom Pom]].
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During [[disconnected]], The Poopsmith is depicted as being the King's law enforcement agent, defending the King and his "[[municipality]]" from the rock-throwing disobedience of [[Head Bad and Strong Body|Strong Body]]. He also has some musical talents: he plays the cymbals for the [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band]], which made its first appearance in [[Fall Float Parade]]; and is the lead vocalist for [[All the King's Men!]] despite never speaking (he simply gestures with the microphone).
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In [[KOT's VOQPCS!]], The Poopsmith is married to the pleasant odor of a bouquet of flowers, but they died after coming into contact with his stench.
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In Halloween toons, the Easter eggs are often triggered by clicking on something in the same scene as The Poopsmith. They usually trigger a Homsar appearance.
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*'''Domicile:''' [[King of Town's Castle]]
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*'''First Appearance:''' [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
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*'''Official Debut:''' [[The King of Town DVD]]
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*[[:Category:The Poopsmith Filmography|Complete Filmography]]
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{{Character Video Transcript}}
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== Speech ==
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[[Image:The Poopsmith singing.png|thumb|200px|The thought of The Poopsmith singing makes me weeeeeeeeeeak!]]
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The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence and rarely officially speaks.  The first instance of his breaking this vow outright occurred in [[email thunder]], the 200<sup>th</sup> [[Strong Bad Email]]. Here, he sang the opening intro song, and was voiced by [[tmbw:John Linnell|John Linnell]] of [[They Might be Giants]]. It was foretold that The Poopsmith would again break his vow after another 200 emails. He was again voiced by John Linnell in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]], in which he realized he was tired of his identity and wanted to be another kind of -smith.
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There have been a few other possible minor exceptions:
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*In [[The King of Town DVD Storyboards]], The Poopsmith was supposed to say "Nope".  This line was not included in the actual toon.
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*In [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], The Poopsmith (dressed as a Sleestak) hisses at Strong Bad (disguised as [[Homestar Runner]]) and [[The Cheat]].
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*One of the changes Strong Bad would make in his [[different town]] is for The Poopsmith to talk.  To demonstrate this change, the fantasy Poopsmith says "Hello!" in a deep voice.
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*In [[highschool]], Strong Bad's "doodle memory" includes a scene with "The Diapersmith" blowing a raspberry at baby [[Strong Sad]].
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*In [[senior prom]], a deep voice (similar to The Poopsmith's imaginary voice in [[different town]]) says "Oh yeah!"; though it is never found out who actually says this, it is strongly implied that it was The Poopsmith (who was seen holding a microphone earlier in the email). When everyone looks at him in shock, he just shrugs it off. In the DVD commentary for this email, [[The Brothers Chaps]] suggest that it might instead be [[The Blacksmith]].
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*In [[Ever and More!]], The Poopsmith appears to join the [[Broternal Order of Different Helmets]] in chanting the "frothy, shanty chant", although his mouth doesn't move when the other characters' mouths do.
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== Relationships ==
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[[Image:Babyds.PNG|thumb|The Diapersmith says: "Phrppp!"]]
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:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
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*[[Pom Pom and The Poopsmith's Relationship]]
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*[[Strong Bad and The Poopsmith's Relationship]]
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*[[The King of Town and The Poopsmith's Relationship]]
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== Variations ==
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*[[The Demon]] ([[Old-Timey]])
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*[[Castlefunnies|Mushy Chamberpot]] ([[The Castlefunnies]])
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*[[Middle School Variation#The Diapersmith|The Diapersmith]] ([[highschool|middle school]])
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*[[Trading Cards|Petey POOPsmith]] ([[trading cards]])
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*[[The Smith]] ([[Xeriouxly Forxe]])
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=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
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*[[Wikipedia:Tron (character)|Tron]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
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*[http://www.fuzzycouch.com/lazertag/ Lazer Tag] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
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*A [[Wikipedia:Land_of_the_Lost_%281974_television_series%29_characters_and_species#Sleestak|Sleestak]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
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*[[Wikipedia:M. Bison|M. Bison]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
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*Lion-O (from [[Wikipedia:Thundercats|Thundercats]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
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*[[Wikipedia:Thundarr the Barbarian|Ookla the Mok]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
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*Necron 99 (from [[Wikipedia:Wizards (film)|Wizards]]) in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
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*[[wikipedia:Emmett Brown|Doc Brown]] from [[Back to the Future]] in [[Jibblies 2]].
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*[[wikipedia:Dr. Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] in [[Most in the Graveyard]].
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*[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time|Darunia]] in [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]].
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*[[Wikipedia:Mean Machine Angel|Mean Machine Angel]] in [[I Killed Pom Pom]].
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*[[Wikipedia:Feyd-Rautha|Feyd-Rautha]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]].
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*Flaming Globes of Sigmund (from [[Wikipedia:Seinfeld (TV show)|Seinfeld]] episode [[Wikipedia:The Heart Attack|The Heart Attack]]) in [[Later That Night...]].
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==See Also==
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*[[The Poopsmith Evolution]]
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*[[The Poopsmith Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
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*[[Nicknames#The Poopsmith|Nicknames]]
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== External Links ==
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*[[HR:vcr_poop.html|watch The Poopsmith's character video]]
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*[[HR:vcr_poop.swf|view the Flash file for The Poopsmith's character video]]
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{{Characters|Poopsmith}}
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[[Category: King's Servants|Poopsmith, The]]
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Revision as of 18:44, 19 September 2017

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