Strong Sad's Lament

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Revision as of 00:14, 30 September 2004

This is Strong Sad's personal weblog. It originated with the Strong Bad Email website, when you could access it by clicking on the "F10" image at the bottom of Strong Bad's web site. It was on hiatus for 17 months until August 5, 2004, when Strong Sad remembered his password and began posting regularly again.

Taglines

• Aug. 26: "You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake."
  • From Fight Club.
• Aug. 19: "THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!"
  • This is also the title of an Adam Sandler CD (warning: explicit lyrics).
• Aug. 12: "When you grow up, your heart dies."
  • This is most likely a reference to the 1985 motion picture The Breakfast Club.
• Aug. 7: "Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful"
  • From Don't Let's Start by They Might Be Giants.
• Prior to Aug. 7: "Dancin-a with myseh-helf wah wah wah-o."
  • From the Billy Idol tune "Dancing With Myself"

Avatars

• Sept. 9 - English author Douglas Adams.
  
• Aug. 26 - Neil from The Young Ones.
  
• Aug. 19 - Corporal Walter (Radar) O'Reilly from the hit TV series M*A*S*H.
  
• Aug. 12 - Lydia from the cartoon adaptation of the film Beetlejuice.
  
• ??? - Graf "Count" Orlok from the silent movie Nosferatu.
  
• ??? - Morpheus, or Dream of the Endless, from the "Sandman" series of comics by Neil Gaiman.
  
• ??? - Irish author Oscar Wilde.
  
• ??? - American writer Edgar Allan Poe.
  

Posts

• 09.09.04 (6:54am) - Dinner for One
  • Mood: zonked.
  • Tune: Mr. Mom - Original Movie Soundtrack
  • Strong Sad explains his philosophy on food and how it should be eaten. He also learns gravity is against him.
• 08.26.04 (7:15am) - History Lesson Part II
  • Mood: whimsically whistful
  • Tune: Bowie at the Beeb - Five Years
  • Strong Sad and Johnny Appleseed have a falling out. He takes his washboard elsewhere.
• 08.19.04 (12:01am) - The Curse of Keen Eyes
  • Mood: more humble than usual
  • Tune: my own remix - The writings of Gregor Mendel read over some old Brian Eno stuff
  • Strong Sad observes others' lives and gets banned from Soiled Bargains.
• 08.12.04 (9:38am) - Dr. Scholls?
  • Mood: brissly
  • Tune: Peter Murphy - Holy Smoke
  • Strong Sad finally comes out about his soolnds. Er, soonlds. Er, elephant feet.
• 03.13.03 (3:12pm) - Weird Time
  • Mood: smarmy
  • Tune: Frank Zappa - Uncle Meat
  • After more than a year, Strong Sad finally remembers the password to his blog: gray_n_grey584.
• 02.28.03 (4:08am) - More Like Writer's Blecchh!
  • Mood: getting frustrated
  • Tune: Godspeed You Black Emperor - I can't tell where one song stops and the next one starts
  • Strong Sad writes a poem about his cleverness
• 02.20.03 (10:38am) - Post-it on my face
  • Mood: self pitying
  • Tune: Butch Willis - I'm the Kitty Cat
  • Strong Bad "helps" Strong Sad express himself.
• 11.18.02 (1:00pm) - A New Beginning of the End
  • Mood: devoid
  • Tune: The Smiths - Meat Is Murder
  • Today is Not Strong Sad's Day. Maybe tomorrow.
• 11.17.02 - The Beginning of the End
  • 10:18 pm
    • Mood: less reticent
    • Tune: Thursday - Concealer
    • Strong Sad decides to give it a second chance.
  • 10:15 pm
    • Mood: reticent
    • Tune: Thursday - Understanding in a Car Crash
    • Strong Sad's first post, in which he gives up on the whole weblog thing.

Fun Facts

• When depressio first came out, you could get it by emailing Strong Sad.
• If you click on the "user profile" link and then click the "None" link next to friends you get to dig around in Strong Sad's fond reminiscences box under his bed.
• Info:

Name: Strong Sad

Email: depressio@homestarrunner.com

AOL IM: depressio111117

Quote: "Each day we die a little more."

Interests: Listening, Books, Listening to books, Calligraphy, Poetry, Safety, Being alone, Arts, Crafts, Arts b/w Crafts

Friends: None

• For a short while on August 12th, 2004, heading to the front page of Homestar Runner (that is, the "come on in"/"watch intro" page) would instead bring up Strong Sad's blog. It was fixed before long, however. It's not certain if it was an accident or intentional, but given that it blocked all access to the site for a short period of time (without sneaking through the "404'd" pages), it's likely an accident.

• When you click on Strong Sad's profile, when it brings up the info, look at the picture of 'Morpheus'. It will drip a small drop of blood from the pictures eye.

• Strong Sad says he can't jump, despite doing two lousy jumping jacks in A Jumping Jack Contest.

External Links

• read "Strong Sad's Lament"