Teen Girl Squad Issue 3

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The crew gets ready for some summer fashions and What's Her Face gets possum'd.
The crew gets ready for some summer fashions and What's Her Face gets possum'd.

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Summary

The crew gets ready for some summer fashions and What's Her Face gets possum'd.

Page Title: TGS Numba 3

Transcript

Narrator Strong Bad: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader (boy crazy!)! So-and-So (math crazy!)! What's Her Face (whatev!)! The Ugly One (actually crazy!)!

Cheerleader: Listen gals, if we want to look

All: So goo-

Cheerleader: We've got to go get some SUMMER FASHIONS!

So-and-So: I am SO there.

Cheerleader: We three can go to the mall. What's Her Face, you can go to a thrift store. Or junkyard.

{The sun turns into a buzzsaw and kills some birds}

So-and-So: Before we shop, how about some PAN-ASIAN CUISINE?

The Ugly One: Three spring rolls, please.

The Man with the Huge Mouth: MSG'd!

The Ugly One: Ow! My stomach lining!

Cheerleader: We'll worry about that one later.

MEANWHILE, AT THE THRIFT STORE

{A girl holds a sign that says "1 or 2 cent each item"}

What's Her Face: These clothes smell like grandmas.

So and So: Ready gals? This outfit-so good or no good?

Cheerleader and The Ugly One: So good!

The Ugly One: My stomach feels better!

Cheerleader (wearing an elephant head): I'm going for a whole new style!

So and So and The Ugly One: No good!

Cheerleader: Well, I think it's hella tight. And you guys need boyfriends.

So and So and The Ugly One: That's true.

What's Her Face: I'm walkin home from the thrift store.

Narrator Strong Bad: Poooosssssummmmms...!

Cheerleader: My card is totally maxorzed!

The Ugly One: True dat.

So and So: True that.

Cheerleader: Whats your problem?

What's Her Face (happily): I met a possum.

So and So: Good for you. Now let's attract some CUTE BOYS! Ready?

All: POSE!

What's Her Face: My blood hurts.

Narrator Strong Bad (singing): Teen Girl Squad! They're-teenage-girls-between-the-ages-of-thirteen-and-nineteen!

The End

Fun Fact

This is only Teen Girl Squad issue that doesn't have Strong Bad saying "It's Over!" at the end.

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