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'''Cheerleader''' is the leader of the [[Teen Girl Squad]]. All she thinks about is fashion and boys. She tried to ask the [[Quarterback]] out in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]], but got CEREBELLUM'D. [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]], when she yelled at the boys about thinking she was the same age, she got SAILING MISHAP'D! She is the sole survivor of the first issue. She was probably eaten by the shark at the end of [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]. Her real name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer.  She seems to like text shirts.
'''Cheerleader''' is the leader of the [[Teen Girl Squad]]. All she thinks about is fashion and boys. She tried to ask the [[Quarterback]] out in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]], but got CEREBELLUM'D. [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]], when she yelled at the boys about thinking she was the same age, she got SAILING MISHAP'D! She is the sole survivor of the first issue. She was probably eaten by the shark at the end of [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]. Her real name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer.  She seems to like text shirts.

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Cheer on Cheerleader
Teeny Tiny Cheerleader

Cheerleader is the leader of the Teen Girl Squad. All she thinks about is fashion and boys. She tried to ask the Quarterback out in Teen Girl Squad Issue 4, but got CEREBELLUM'D. Teen Girl Squad Issue 5, when she yelled at the boys about thinking she was the same age, she got SAILING MISHAP'D! She is the sole survivor of the first issue. She was probably eaten by the shark at the end of Teen Girl Squad Issue 8. Her real name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer. She seems to like text shirts.

Ironically, her pre-K counterpart in "Teeny Tiny Girl Squad" was the foodaholic "Fattycakes" because she eats lots and lots of chocolate bars. Her very own was "dipped in salt." (Read: dropped in the sandbox)

Defining Traits

  • has cheer
  • growth spurt
  • boy crazy
  • cool rich parents
  • wears a two-piece
  • wants a pony
  • top 40 hits

Hurt By

Filmography