Subtitles:sbemail170/en

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  <line start="15" end="49" speaker="strongbad">Sweetheart! Get dressed and brush your teeth!</line>
  <line start="50" end="72" speaker="strongbad">It's time for email!</line>
  <line start="76" end="89" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,</line>
  <line start="90" end="124" speaker="strongbad">"I would like to draw a few comics about you and The Cheat.</line>
  <line start="125" end="186" speaker="strongbad">"But first I'd need to know what type of... promblems you and The Cheat would be faced with.</line>
  <line start="187" end="230" speaker="strongbad">"Once I get a rough copy, I'd send it to you to see how you like it.</line>
  <line start="231" end="267" speaker="strongbad">"I hope ou interested. Malinko."</line>
  <line start="268" end="339" speaker="strongbad">Well Malinko, I hope <em>you</em> interested in getting sued into the middle ages by The Cheat and me.</line>
  <line start="340" end="376" speaker="strongbad">Cause that's what would happen if you drew a few comics about us.</line>
  <line start="381" end="464" speaker="strongbad">Just like that time Homestar started selling Strong Bad <em>(queasy)</em> flavored water.</line>
  <line start="465" end="495" speaker="strongbad">We shut that mess down on the quickfast.</line>
  <line start="496" end="523" speaker="homestar">I got you Strong Bad water, right here!</line>
  <line start="524" end="543" speaker="homestar">SB-two-oh!</line>
  <line start="544" end="589" speaker="homestar">Bottled at the source! Pure as a mountain goat!</line>
  <line start="592" end="618" speaker="strongbad">All right, The Cheat! Let's sue 'im!</line>
  <line start="640" end="686" speaker="homestar">Hooray! The orders are violently flying in!</line>
  <line start="687" end="2801" speaker="other"><em>(Subtitles in progress. Keep your pants on, for real!)</line>
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