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| - | [[Image:puppet_badjoke.png|thumb|right|220px|"Nice belt indeed!"]]
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| - | '''Bad Jokes''' is Homestar Runner's first Puppet Jam with [[They Might Be Giants]].
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| - | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' John "Flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "Linnell" Linnell on accordian, Marty "Marty" Beller on skins, Puppet [[Homestar Runner|Homestar "Homeslice" Runner]] on vox
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| - | '''Date:''' May 24, 2004
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| - | '''Running Time:''' 1:14
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| - | '''Page Title:''' Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes
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| - | == Transcript ==
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| - | '' {Puppet Homestar appears. They Might Be Giants are behind him, John Flansburgh with a guitar and John Linnell with an accordion. Marty Beller is off screen on drums.} ''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
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| - | ''{TMBG start to play rock music.}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' I'm tellin' bad jokes now,<br>
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| - | Really bad jokes now,<br>
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| - | Tells a bad joke to me,<br>
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| - | Girl!<br>
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| - | Lady!<br>
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| - | Why did something cross the road,<br>
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| - | I don't know,<br>
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| - | Make it up,<br>
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| - | Bad jokes, come on,<br>
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| - | I'm really great at tellin' bad jokes,<br>
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| - | I'm tellin bad jokes now,<br>
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| - | The ones you've heard a million times,<br>
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| - | The kind of jokes that little kids tell ya,<br>
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| - | Why was I stapled to the chicken?<br>
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| - | I don't know man,<br>
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| - | I wasn't stapled to any chicken!
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| - | '''FLANSBURGH:''' ''{yells}'' Nice belt!
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nice belt man!<br>
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| - | Bad jokes,<br>
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| - | Bad bad jokes,<br>
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| - | Uh!
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| - | ''{They stop playing and singing.}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Solid! That's pretty good, guys. Layin' it down back there.
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| - | '''BELLER:''' Nice belt!
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' On the skins— ''{floor tom hit interrupts his train of thought}'' I— ''{floor tom hit}''
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| - | '''BELLER:''' ''{whispers}'' Nice belt!
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispers to himself}'' Nice belt...? ''{to Beller}'' ...Nice belt indeed!
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| - | === DVD Transcript ===
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| - | <small>[[Everything Else, Volume 1]] contains a different version of this song.</small>
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| - | ''{Puppet Homestar appears. They Might Be Giants are behind him, John Flansburgh with a guitar and John Linnell with an accordion. Marty Beller is off screen on drums.} ''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
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| - | ''{TMBG start to play rock music.}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' I'm tellin' bad jokes now,<br>
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| - | Really bad jokes now,<br>
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| - | Tells a bad joke to me,<br>
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| - | Girl!<br>
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| - | Lady!<br>
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| - | Why did something cross the road,<br>
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| - | I don't know,<br>
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| - | Make it up,<br>
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| - | Bad jokes, come on,<br>
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| - | Some people walk into a bar...<br />
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| - | Bad jokes!<br />
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| - | Somethin' happens...<br />
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| - | And all three of different ethnic backgrounds...<br />
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| - | Maybe religious backgrounds...<br />
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| - | It's gonna be funny...<br />
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| - | But only to you!<br />
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| - | Bad jokes!<br />
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| - | '''JOHN FLANSBURGH:''' ''{in background}'' Bad jokes!
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bad jokes! Come on!<br />
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| - | Knock knock!<br />
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| - | Who's there?<br />
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| - | '''JOHN FLANSBURGH:''' ''{in background}'' Who's there?
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I dunno! Make it up!<br />
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| - | A bad joke!<br />
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| - | Gimme some spice!<br />
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| - | Spice! Ow!<br />
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| - | ''{Marty Beller plays a drum solo, and there is a short instrumental break.}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, we tell a bad jokes now!<br />
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| - | ''{in a falsetto voice}'' Really bad jokes now!<br />
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| - | ''{back to normal voice}'' We always tellin' bad jokes!<br />
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| - | ''{talking with the music}'' I told a good joke once...<br />
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| - | I had the audience in the palm of my hand!<br />
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| - | They was laughin'...<br />
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| - | ''{The Johns start forced-laughing.}''
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| - | I can't remember the punch line...<br />
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| - | But, you know, I killed 'em.<br />
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| - | I got the game!<br />
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| - | I'm really great at tellin' bad jokes,<br>
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| - | I'm tellin' bad jokes now,<br>
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| - | The ones you've heard a million times,<br>
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| - | The kind of jokes that little kids tell ya,<br>
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| - | Why was I stapled to the chicken?<br>
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| - | I don't know man,<br>
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| - | I wasn't stapled to any chicken!
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| - | '''FLANSBURGH:''' ''{yells}'' Nice belt!
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nice belt man!<br>
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| - | Bad jokes,<br>
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| - | Bad bad jokes,<br>
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| - | Uh!
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| - | ''{They stop playing and singing.}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Solid! That's pretty good, guys. Layin' it down back there.
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| - | '''BELLER:''' Nice belt!
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' On the skins— ''{floor tom hit interrupts his train of thought}'' I— ''{floor tom hit}''
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| - | '''BELLER:''' ''{whispers}'' Nice belt!
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispers to himself}'' Nice belt...? ''{to Beller}'' ...Nice belt indeed!
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| - | == Fun Facts ==
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| - | *The "Bad Jokes" in the song reference the following jokes:
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| - | **'''A:''' Why did the chicken cross the road?<br>'''B:''' I don't know, why?<br>'''A:''' To get to the other side!
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| - | **'''A:''' Why did the ''{any animal}'' cross the road?<br>'''B:''' I don't know, why?<br>'''A:''' Because it was stapled to the chicken!
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| - | **'''A:''' What did zero say to eight?<br>'''B:''' I don't know, what?<br>'''A:''' "Nice belt."
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| - | *The extra jokes referenced in the DVD version are vague.
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| - | **"Some people walk into a bar..." references "bar jokes", which can range broadly.
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| - | **"Somethin' happens... And all three of different ethnic backgrounds... Maybe religious backgrounds..." references an overused setup for an ethnic/religious joke, often where all three get one wish.
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| - | **"Knock knock... Who's there?" references [[Wikipedia:Knock-knock joke|knock-knock jokes]], which can also range broadly.
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| - | *This is the first puppet toon in which [[The Cheat]] does not appear.
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| - | == External Links ==
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| - | *[[HR:puppetjam1.html|watch "Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes"]]
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| - | *[[HR:puppetjam1.swf|view the Flash file for "Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes"]]
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| - | *[[Forum:111|Forum thread re: "Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes"]]
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| - | *Read the [[TMBW:Bad Jokes|TMBW.net entry]]
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