Subtitles:dween kidsbook/en

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<sfx>music playing</sfx>
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<line start="32" end="49">
<announcer>That time of year,</announcer>
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<line start="54" end="58">
<announcer>by Leomard Sportsinterviews.</announcer>
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<line start="59" end="67">
<announcer>by Leomard Sportsinterviews.</announcer>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Strong Bad!</strongbad>
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<line start="68" end="78">
<announcer>by Leomard Sportsinterviews.</announcer>
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<line start="90" end="98">
<sfx>chime sound</sfx>
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<line start="101" end="123">
<announcer>Decemberween is almost here.</announcer>
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<line start="130" end="140">
<announcer>Get ready.</announcer>
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<line start="148" end="173">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">De Giant Mantis is almost here.</strongbad>
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<line start="176" end="201">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Get ready to be pistol-whipped, snowman!</strongbad>
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<line start="206" end="214">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Or...</strongbad>
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<line start="216" end="249">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">"Erweenga" is the name of the striped worm.</strongbad>
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<line start="254" end="271">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Get dead, kid.</strongbad>
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<line start="272" end="280">
<sfx>chime sound</sfx>
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<line start="284" end="294">
<announcer>Does the package have a doll in it?</announcer>
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<line start="295" end="305">
<announcer>Does the package have a doll in it?</announcer>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">troll in it?</strongbad>
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<line start="314" end="320">
<announcer>Or maybe a train?</announcer>
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<line start="321" end="332">
<announcer>Or maybe a train?</announcer>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">a troll?</strongbad>
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<line start="339" end="349">
<sfx>chime sound</sfx>
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<line start="351" end="370">
<announcer>Snow falls from the 'bove.</announcer>
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<line start="375" end="395">
<announcer>It's cold when it snows.</announcer>
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<line start="398" end="405">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Now,</strongbad>
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<line start="407" end="433">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">a million eyeballs fall from the 'bove.</strongbad>
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<line start="436" end="467">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">The boy gets financial advice from the rat king.</strongbad>
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<line start="468" end="479">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Or...</strongbad>
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<line start="481" end="503">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Show the future, magic ball!!</strongbad>
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<line start="505" end="529">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">It burns flesh when it glows.</strongbad>
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<line start="533" end="543">
<sfx>chime sound</sfx>
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<line start="551" end="589">
<announcer>The Martins sing festive songs for the neighbors.</announcer>
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<line start="594" end="625">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">The martinis have gone straight to their heads.</strongbad>
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<line start="628" end="655">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">The neighbors will probably call the cops.</strongbad>
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<line start="660" end="670">
<sfx>chime sound</sfx>
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<line start="673" end="685">
<announcer>Wear a hat.</announcer>
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<line start="688" end="711">
<announcer>Don't forget to wear a hat!</announcer>
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<line start="712" end="733">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">I swear that thing is evil.</strongbad>
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<line start="735" end="759">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Liberace is fixing to lose a finger.</strongbad>
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<line start="766" end="775">
<sfx>chime sound</sfx>
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<line start="781" end="799">
<announcer>Greta is making cookies.</announcer>
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<line start="805" end="816">
<announcer>When will they be done?</announcer>
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<line start="817" end="841">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Greta is feeding the mouse bug spray.</strongbad>
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<line start="845" end="863">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">When will he be done for?</strongbad>
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<line start="870" end="880">
<sfx>chime sound</sfx>
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<line start="882" end="898">
<announcer>The store is crowded with people buying things for other people. Oh boy!</announcer>
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<line start="899" end="937">
<announcer>The store is crowded with people buying things for other people. Oh boy!</announcer>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">robots bursting out of people. Oh the humanity!</strongbad>
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<line start="944" end="950">
<sfx>chime sound</sfx>
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<line start="951" end="967">
<announcer>Decemberween is here.</announcer>
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<line start="974" end="1001">
<announcer>Decemberween is here. Today.</announcer>
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<line start="1002" end="1020">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Radioactivity is here.</strongbad>
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<line start="1025" end="1055">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Growing arms out of heads is here. Today!</strongbad>
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<line start="1060" end="1069">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Or...</strongbad>
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<line start="1075" end="1095">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">I am here stealing your presents.</strongbad>
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<line start="1098" end="1139">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Sorry kids, today is not your lucky day.</strongbad>
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<line start="1143" end="1168">
<sfx>music fades</sfx>
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