Subtitles:cheatcommando/en

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  <line start="14" end="41" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">dub dub dub dub dub dub dub</line>
  <line start="42" end="88" speaker="strongbad">Time to para...troops behind my butt!</line>
  <line start="90" end="106" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">GET YOUR DICK IN MY PENIS!</line>
  <line start="107" end="118" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx" volume="0.8" voiceover="voiceover">DO IT STRAIGHTSTAR FUCKER!</line>
  <line start="119" end="143" speaker="homestar">I don't want too!</line>
  <line start="144" end="173" speaker="strongbad">Fuck you! I'll kill you if you don't!</line>
  <line start="174" end="192" speaker="homestar">That's what I do best!</line>
  <line start="193" end="223" speaker="strongbad">Time to take out the enemy radar dish!</line>
  <line start="224" end="260" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">We're outnumbered! We need Reinforcements!</line>
  <line start="265" end="286" speaker="coachz">Did somebody say my name?</line>
  <line start="289" end="309">
    <homestar>Reinforcements!</homestar>
    <strongbad>Reinforcements!</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="313" end="353" speaker="coachz">Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket Fire!</line>
  <line start="357" end="368" speaker="sfx">dong</line>
  <line start="371" end="406" speaker="strongbad">Mission accomplished! Time for some R and R!</line>
  <line start="420" end="452">
    <strongbad>Cheat Commandos,</strongbad>
    <all>Rock, rock on!</all>
  </line>
  <line start="453" end="483" speaker="announcer">Cheat Commandos, only from Cheap as Free Toys!</line>
  <line start="484" end="497" speaker="announcer">Collect them all!</line>
  <line start="498" end="532" speaker="announcer">Fightgar! Crackotage! Silent Rip! Firebert!</line>
  <line start="533" end="570" speaker="announcer">Gunhaver! Flashfight! Ripberger! Foxface!</line>
  <line start="572" end="599" speaker="announcer">Reinforcements! And Reynold!</line>
  <line start="600" end="636" speaker="announcer">And don't forget new Cheat Commandos vehicles and playsets!</line>
  <line start="637" end="650" speaker="announcer">There's the "Troop Carrier",</line>
  <line start="651" end="664" speaker="announcer">the "Troop Transport",</line>
  <line start="665" end="689" speaker="announcer">and the "Action Figure Storage Truck".</line>
  <line start="693" end="735" speaker="announcer">Then take the action even further with Reynold's Apartment Extreme Playset!</line>
  <line start="738" end="807" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me.</line>
  <line start="819" end="875" speaker="announcer">All new Cheat Commandos from Cheap as Free Toys! Cheat Commandos, rock, rock on!</line>
  <line start="876" end="930" speaker="announcer">And now, tune in weekdays, for Cheat Commando Adventures, on the inside of your TV!</line>
  <line start="944" end="985" speaker="silentrip">Those loonies are gonna blow up the ocean!</line>
  <line start="994" end="1026" speaker="commander">WE'LL BLOW UP THE OCEAN!</line>
  <line start="1035" end="1085" speaker="gunhaver">Quick, everyone! To the Action Figure Storage Vehicle!</line>
  <line start="1097" end="1123" speaker="sfx">laser shots</line>
  <line start="1124" end="1199" speaker="other">Cheat Commandos is an elite fighting force, sworn to protect the world from the evil forces of Blue Laser!</line>
  <line start="1207" end="1240" speaker="commander">CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS!</line>
  <line start="1271" end="1287" speaker="sfx">explosion</line>
  <line start="1296" end="1331" speaker="commander">I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!</line>
  <line start="1340" end="1359" speaker="gunhaver">Cheat Commandos...</line>
  <line start="1364" end="1380" speaker="gunhaver">rock rock on!</line>
  <line start="1385" end="1410" speaker="singers">Cheat Commandos, probably battling evil.</line>
  <line start="1411" end="1440" speaker="singers">Buy all our playsets and toys!</line>
  <line start="1456" end="1467" speaker="other">Weekdays at 4:30.</line>
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