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| - | [[Image:newestbubs.png|thumb|right|220px|"I'm a self-made man, I am, I am!"]]
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| - | [[Image:bubsid.PNG|thumb|He doesn't look half bad!]]
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| - | == Biography ==
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| - | '''Bubs''' (full name: '''Bubs Concession Stand''', as he claims in [[Senorial Day]]) is the all around fix-it man. Running [[Bubs' Concession Stand|his own concession stand]], Bubs is a sharp salesman who will sell [[Bubs' Concession Stand#Known Items Sold|almost anything]], and has developed a habit for selling ridiculous items at a humorously high price. He also has been seen operating the [[Baloney Sammich Truck]], which he drove down to the beach in [[Weclome Back]]. However, he only sold "exactly zero bologna sandwhiches" during his "best year ever." Bubs resells internet access, although he rips off his sole subscriber, [[Strong Bad]], in 99 different ways. It's likely that not all of his dealings are exactly legal, considering his reaction to a practical joke from [[Strong Bad]] in [[lackey]], and trying to dispose of items marked EXHIBIT A and EXHIBIT B (a presumably human pancreas which he tried to sell to [[Homestar Runner]]) in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]. He seems to dislike [[Strong Bad]] for not paying a debt to him, and threatened to turn him over to a "cut off your toes" style collection agency in [[other days]].
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| - | In his spare time he reads back issues of Motor Trend magazine, and also hangs out and talks with [[Coach Z]]. Apparently, Coach Z got on Bubs's bad side near Thanksgiving in 2005, and to get even, Bubs made a "Coach Z, you jerk!" float for the [[Fall Float Parade]]. (Coach Z retaliated by saying "Serves him right, then" when [[Strong Mad]] stole his concession stand and marched with it in the parade.) In [[narrator]], it was shown that they had patched things up and were once again having boring conversations.
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| - | Bubs [[Dancin' Bubs|dances]] and attends night courses at Disco Tech. His facial configuration is puzzling; in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], he appears to have a safety pin stuck through his face above an internal ear. In Strong Bad's [[record book]], he was solely declared "Cutest couple."
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| - | *'''Debut:''' [[Where My Hat Is At?]]
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| - | *[[:Category:Bubs Filmography|Complete Filmography]]
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| - | == Character Video Transcript ==
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| - | ''{'''Page Title:''' Bargain Basement Prices!!}'' ''{'''Place:''' Bubs' Concession Stand}''
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| - | '''BUBS:''' Hey there, every peoples! I'm Bubs. I run the concession stand around the way here. I'm a self-made man, I am, I am. I sell hot dogs, chili dogs, slaw dogs, ketchup dogs and mustard dogs. I got drinks, drinks, drinks, candy and snow cones. I can fix everything what needs fixing. Like cars... TVs... marriages. Ooh! I can dance, too. Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice! I guess the word that best describes me is: personality. Umm... because I have a good personality. Okay. I gotta get back to work. Come on by! We're always awesome! ''{leaves, then reappears in his Concession Stand in the background}''
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| - | == Fun Facts ==
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| - | * Bubs is based on a person [[The Brothers Chaps]] knew growing up who worked at a concession stand locally and spoke with the same gravelly voice.
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| - | **Matt has also admitted in interviews that Bubs's voice was heavily borrowed from the voice of [[imdb:nm0289359|Redd Foxx]] (of [[imdb:tt0068128|''Sanford and Son'']] fame).
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| - | *Bubs says he used to be able to "fly" until he said "sbu," which cancelled his abilities, in the Strong Bad Email [[lunch special]]. However, Bubs says that since he gained so much weight, he could only hover a few inches off the ground, so it wasn't much of a loss. Strong Bad believes he's a big liar, and even Homestar Runner reckons he's faking it even with the evidence before his eyes.
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| - | *According to [[keep cool]], Bubs can't swim well, because he was wearing water wings when he was in the pool.
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| - | == Also known as... ==
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| - | *[[Old-Timey Bubs]] ([[Old-Timey]])
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| - | *[[Dr. Christmas]] ([[A Decemberween Pageant|Decemberween]])
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| - | *[[Unnamed Bad Guy]] ([[Dangeresque]])
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| - | *[[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs]] or [[Zubs and Coach B|Coach B]]
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| - | *[[The Thnikkaman]]
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| - | *[[Shark-Tooth Bubs]]
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| - | *[[The Wheelchair]] ([[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]])
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| - | *[[Free_Petry_Dish,_USA_Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]] ([[highschool]])
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| - | *[[road trip|Orange Coach Z]] ([[road trip]])
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| - | === [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
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| - | *Rerun (from [[Wikipedia:What's Happening!!|What's Happening!!]]) in [[Homestarloween Party]].
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| - | *Mars Blackmon (from [[IMDb:tt0091939|She's Gotta Have It]]) in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:Captain Lou Albano|Captain Lou Albano]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
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| - | *Mel (from [[Wikipedia:Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore|Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]) in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
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| - | *One of The Three Most Important People in the World (from [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0096928/ Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:Apollo Creed|Apollo Creed]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
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| - | ==Quotes of the Week==
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| - | {{qotwstart}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."|[[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake|Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"|[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]|Mirror:bubs_background.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!"|[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake|Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}''|[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]|Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|'''As [[Dr. Christmas]]''': "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."|[[A Decemberween Pageant]]|Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|'''As [[The Wheelchair]]''': "I know you're close by, [[Eh! Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!"|Possible [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] outtake|Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Women can't drive!"|[[Halloween Fairstival]]|Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip}}
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| - | *{{qotw-pcmac|"Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."|[[lunch special]]|Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit}}
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| - | *{{qotw|"Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"|[[Bubs#Character_Video_Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]|Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav}}
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| - | ==See Also==
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| - | *[[Bubs Evolution]]
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| - | *[[Bubs Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
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| - | *[[Nicknames#Bubs|Nicknames]]
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| - | == External Links ==
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| - | *[[HR:vcr_bubs.html|watch Bubs' character video]]
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| - | *[[HR:vcr_bubs.swf|view the Flash file for Bubs' character video]]
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| - | {{Characters|Bubs}}
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