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| - | Strong Bad gets asked about what he would replace his hands with if they were cut off at the wrist.
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| - | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Coach Z]], [[Homestar Runner]] (easter egg)
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| - | == Transcript ==
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Doo doo doo doo doo... ''{like pizzicato strings}'' Email! doo doo doo doo doo...
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| - | ''{reading}''
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| - | <pre>Hey Strong Bad,
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| - | If you had both your hands removed at
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| - | the wrists and could not have them
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| - | replaced with prosthetic hands, what
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| - | 2 things would you have them replaced
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| - | with?
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| - | - Ryan
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| - | Toronto</pre>
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Lemme think for a second, Ryan. Ooh! Ooh! I got it!
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| - | ''{Cuts to The Field, with Strong Bad standing in the middle of it}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' One hand would have a bucket on it. ''{a bucket appears on his right hand}'' That way, I would always... have a bucket. You know, for like, dumping oatmeal on stuff ''{a turtle appears and he dumps some oatmeal from inside the bucket on it}'', for washing The Cheat ''{water appears in the bucket, and The Cheat comes out of it with suds covering his head}'', and like, dropping the occasional beat...
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| - | ''{Strong Bad starts dropping a beat with the bucket, and Coach Z appears with a microphone in his hand.}''
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| - | '''COACH Z:''' These peoples tried to fade me!
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| - | ''{The beat ends and Coach Z disappears.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' And also, I could sit on it when I get tired ''{he puts his bucket-hand on the ground and sits on it}''... sit right down on the bucket. And the other hand would definitely be a bullhorn. ''{a bullhorn appears on his left hand}'' That way, everyone could hear all the important stuff I gotta say.
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| - | ''{Strong Bad's voice-over ends, and the Strong Bad in the field speaks through the bullhorn-hand.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' I am still awesome. ''{pause}'' Seriously. Hey, Coach! I wasn't trying to fade you. That wasn't me. I don't know who those peoples were.
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| - | ''{Strong Bad gets off the bucket-hand and stands there in The Field for a second, and then it cuts back to Strong Bad at the computer.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Now I know you were all expecting me to pick things like guitars and lazor guns... ''{stops typing}'' but I-- Aww, man! Why didn't I pick guitars and lazor guns? Bullhorn?! Pfft! Like having a bucket for a hand's gonna get me any chicks... What was I thinking?
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| - | ''{Strong Bad hangs his head in shame}''
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| - | ''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''
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| - | == Easter Eggs ==
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| - | *At the end of this one you can click on the words, "guitars and lazor guns" to bring up [[Strong Bad]] with a guitar and a laser gun for hands.
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| - | *Click on his "hands" for other various things.
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| - | **Left Hand:
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| - | *** An electric guitar
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| - | *** A wooden plank
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| - | *** The hot sauce bottle from [[your friends]]
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| - | *** Homestar's head, which says "What do you say, there, Buckethand?"
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| - | *** A roll of toilet paper
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| - | *** An oversized boxing glove
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| - | *** The bullhorn
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| - | *** An ABA basketball
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| - | **Right hand:
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| - | *** A "lazor" gun
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| - | *** An oversized boxing glove
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| - | *** A lightning bolt
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| - | *** A cloud
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| - | *** A paper airplane
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| - | *** The bucket
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| - | *** A spinning sawblade from [[your friends]]
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| - | == Fun Facts ==
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| - | *This is the first time Coach Z's song [[These Peoples Try To Fade Me]] is mentioned.
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| - | *A toy was later made from this e-mail.
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| - | *"Lazor Guns" is obviously a reference to [[band names]].
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| - | *When The Cheat is in the bucket while Strong Bad talks about washing him, The Cheat is way smaller than normal
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| - | == DVD Version ==
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| - | *The hands Easter Egg is still there, but the hands are cycled through automatically.
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| - | *The DVD version adds a hidden creator's commentary. To access it, change your DVD player's audio language selection while watching this email.
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| - | === Commentary Transcript ===
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| - | ('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])
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| - | '''MIKE:''' ''{poor imitation of Strong Bad}'' Email! Doot, doot, doot, doo, do.
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| - | '''MATT:''' That was not me, that was Mike--
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| - | '''MIKE:''' I was taking--
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| - | '''MATT:''' --doing a bad impression of my website. This is probably one of the longer emails.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, this is pr--
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| - | '''MATT:''' We don't usually accept emails that long anymore.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, that's true. If it's more than two sentences I, uh, usually just throw it out. There's some scale problems in this one, I remember when The Cheat appears in the bucket.
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| - | '''MATT:''' Yeah, The Cheat is a little... Look at that little turtle! We should bring that turtle back. ''{laughs}''
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| - | '''MIKE:''' The Cheat's as big as Strong Bad's mouth.
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| - | '''MATT:''' He could eat him in one bite. There is of course the first--the first appearance of These Peoples Try To Fade Me. There's some new, some new legs you made for Strong Bad, I see.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, his feet look a little funny.
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| - | '''MATT:''' I like 'em
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| - | '''MIKE:''' I really wanna get one of those bullhorns.
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| - | '''MATT:''' Yeah, we should, there's no, no excuse for us not having -- each having one of those
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| - | '''MIKE:''' We could be doing our commentary thru megaphones.
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| - | '''MATT:''' Yeah. Um, do you have anything else to say?
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| - | '''MIKE:''' Well, I can't even remember what happens here. Ok, right.
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| - | '''MATT:''' He should have done--
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| - | '''MIKE:''' He should have picked guitar and laser guns--
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| - | '''MATT:''' Yeah, ri--
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| - | '''MIKE:''' 'cuz they're cooler than buckets and megaphones.
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| - | '''MATT:''' These commentaries are just us remembering how our emails go.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping, remembering}'' Oh yeah, right...
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| - | == External Links ==
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| - | *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail47.html watch "new hands"]
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| - | *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail47.swf view the flash file for "new hands"]
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