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# {{note|1}} iQ is a sub-area of Foxtel (see below). More info: http://www.foxteliq.com.au<br />
# {{note|1}} iQ is a sub-area of Foxtel (see below). More info: http://www.foxteliq.com.au<br />
# {{note|2}} Foxtel is a Pay TV service. More info: http://www.foxtel.com.au
# {{note|2}} Foxtel is a Pay TV service. More info: http://www.foxtel.com.au
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User:X-Spider2/Userbox

My real username is "x-Spider2". The 'x' has been capitalized for some reason.
This user entreats you to help him make his userpages look cool! Post nifty ideas on his talk pages.

Well, for a start, I'm a highschool student in Sydney, Australia, I'm deeply into computers and what the future holds for them, and I'm very interested in this Macromedia Flash game called "N".

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My fave SBEmails

My favorite Strong Bad E-mails are as follows (super-favorites are in bold and minor favorites in italic, groups will be expanded if required):

My ideal email transcript (partly derived from do over)

STRONG BAD: {to the rhythm of the first to bars of the serenade from "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik"} E...mail, e...mail, email, email, email.

{He reads this email:}

STRONG BAD: {typing} WHAT? You're not the wiki. You're obviously Foxtel[2] iQ. That's the worst way to pull that prank that I've ever seen! Man, is this a new low for you guys. {clears screen} Are any of you guys TRYING to get fired? Cause at this rate, it's obviously gonna happen, cause you're giving yourselves away too easily. Maybe without even knowing it, too. {Zoom out to the area behind Strong Bad.} But I have just the thing for you... {stops typing, starts banging his fist on the screen} DON'T! EVER! DisGUISE! YourSELF! As The WIKI! AGAIN! PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME!

{Strong Mad walks up and glares menacingly at Strong Bad.}

STRONG MAD: DON'T HURT THE WIKI!!!

STRONG BAD: No, big guy, that's not the wiki. That's iQ! From Foxtel!

{Cut back to the Lappy. Another email appears on screen. Strong Bad reads it:}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Uh, The Wiki's not an online shop, you know...

{Offscreen, Strong Mad picks Strong Bad up by the leg. All we can see is Strong Bad's silhouette and what it isn't blocking of the Lappy.}

STRONG BAD: Whoa!

{Strong Mad starts shaking Strong Bad.}

STRONG MAD: {still offscreen} THE WIKI IS SO AN ONLINE SHOP!!!

{As he shakes Strong Bad, coins fall out onto the Lappy's CD tray, which then closes after it's collected $3.77.}

STRONG BAD: Strong Mad! Put me down! You're making a terrible stnank!

{Another email appears on screen, along with a ding, but Strong Bad doesn't get to read it because Strong Mad is still shaking him. Although it's gone offscreen, we can still hear them arguing. The message reads:}

{After a short pause, cut back to the broader area in front the Lappy. Homestar is walking past and stops in front of the Lappy.}

HOMESTAR: {yelling} Hey, guys, what are you arguing over? {stops yelling, looks down between his feet} Ooh, coins.

{Homestar kneels down and starts pecking at the coins on the floor. After a few seconds, he stops, and his face starts turning green.}

HOMESTAR: Uh-oh. {grabs Strong Bad's puke pail and vomits into it} Oh, man. That's another fantasy that didn't work out. Oh, crap. I think I'm sick now. {grabs the phone and dials} Hospital, please.

{Cut to the kitchen, where Strong Mad is still shaking Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: Strong Mad, I assure you, that's Foxtel iQ!

{Strong Mad lets go of Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: Look, I'll show you.

{Cut back to the room with the Lappy in it. Homestar isn't there anymore. Strong Bad and Strong Mad come in.}

STRONG BAD: If that first email was from the wiki, why can I still edit pages on it? Huh?

{Short pause.}

STRONG MAD: GOOD QUESTION!!!

{Fade to a black screen. The words "Meanwhile, at the hospital..." quickly fade in, and then back out. Cut to the hospital, where Homestar is lying in a patient bed.}

HOMESTAR: Oh, man. This is awful. Especially the fact that I'll have to explain to Marzipan. When she hears about this, she might break up with me!

{The doctor, who is actually Bubs, walks in.}

BUBS: How'd this happen, Homestar?

HOMESTAR: I can't remember. I think I've got amnesia, too.

Footnotes

  1. ^  iQ is a sub-area of Foxtel (see below). More info: http://www.foxteliq.com.au
  2. ^  Foxtel is a Pay TV service. More info: http://www.foxtel.com.au

External links

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