Wireless Bizness
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| - | '''Wireless Bizness''' was an abandoned project created by [[The Brothers Chaps]] to have [[Strong Bad Email]]s on mobile phones supporting [[Wikipedia:Wireless Application Protocol|WAP]]. At the time it was accessible, the few emails that were in it were all plain text with short emails having short answers. One of them was later given animation and featured on the [[Toons Menu]]. | + | '''Wireless Bizness''' was an abandoned project created by [[The Brothers Chaps]] to have [[Strong Bad Email]]s on mobile phones supporting [[Wikipedia:Wireless Application Protocol|WAP]]. At the time it was accessible, the few emails that were in it were all plain text with short emails having short answers. One of them was later given animation and featured on the [[Toons Menu]]. [[E-mail Birds]] are reportedly based on another three WAP emails. It is not known why this project was terminated. |
| - | == | + | ==Likely WAP Emails== |
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
| - | Dear Strong Bad, I drank too much salty plum soda. -Stu<br /> | + | Dear Strong Bad, I drank too much salty plum soda.<br /> |
| + | -Stu<br /> | ||
<br /> | <br /> | ||
No such thing, Stu. No such thing. | No such thing, Stu. No such thing. | ||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
| + | <blockquote>how are you why don't you make a joke<br /> | ||
| + | kiss<br /> | ||
| + | bettina<br /> | ||
| + | <br /> | ||
| + | Uh, I'm fine, Bettina. Why don't you make a sentence?</blockquote> | ||
| + | |||
| + | <blockquote>Homestar Runner is a total dork. Don't you<br /> | ||
| + | think he's a total dork? I think he's a total dork!<br /> | ||
| + | -Jeffrey Gilligan<br /> | ||
| + | <br /> | ||
| + | I agree. Don't you think I agree? I agree!</blockquote> | ||
| + | |||
| + | <blockquote>Do you like to horse ride? I am horse woman!<br /> | ||
| + | neigh. Horse woman can beat Strong Bad up.<br /> | ||
| + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>kick*<br /> | ||
| + | <br /> | ||
| + | -Naomi, AB<br /> | ||
| + | <br /> | ||
| + | Strong Bad feed horse woman poison oats. *sting* Minus 15 hit points!</blockquote> | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
Revision as of 00:04, 5 May 2006
Wireless Bizness was an abandoned project created by The Brothers Chaps to have Strong Bad Emails on mobile phones supporting WAP. At the time it was accessible, the few emails that were in it were all plain text with short emails having short answers. One of them was later given animation and featured on the Toons Menu. E-mail Birds are reportedly based on another three WAP emails. It is not known why this project was terminated.
Likely WAP Emails
Dear Strong Bad, I drank too much salty plum soda.
-Stu
No such thing, Stu. No such thing.
how are you why don't you make a joke
kiss
bettina
Uh, I'm fine, Bettina. Why don't you make a sentence?
Homestar Runner is a total dork. Don't you
think he's a total dork? I think he's a total dork!
-Jeffrey Gilligan
I agree. Don't you think I agree? I agree!
Do you like to horse ride? I am horse woman!
neigh. Horse woman can beat Strong Bad up.
*kick*
-Naomi, AB
Strong Bad feed horse woman poison oats. *sting* Minus 15 hit points!
External Links
- View the page leading to the non-existent WAP page
- View the only available WAP email, with added animation
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