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| + | Everybody know me! Mine name Dr. WHo!!! |
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| - | [[Image:sbmail60picture.png|thumb|"I think The Cheat is deleted!"]]
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| - | Strong Bad tries to fight off hordes of The Cheat's fans.
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| - | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}
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| - | '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Cheat's Computer Room]]
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| - | '''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]
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| - | '''Date:''' January 28, 2003
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| - | '''Running Time:''' 2:34
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| - | '''Page Title:''' Compy 386!
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| - | == Transcript ==
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Chee-wit, chee-wit, chee-wi-chee-wi-email.
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| - | ''{reading}''
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| - | <blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
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| - | How come you never let The Cheat<br />
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| - | answer any emails?<br />
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| - | Lasko<br />
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| - | Milwaukee, WI</blockquote>
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| - | ''{Strong Bad says "Lasko" low, long, and drawn-out and says "WI" as "Wisacondasin"}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Lasko ''{said as before}'', The Cheat is not very popular and he never really gets many emails and um, to tell you the truth, I don't even think he has a computer. ''{stops typing}'' All right, next email.
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| - | ''{He makes a vocal sound effect as the next email scrolls up (henceforth "vocal sfx"), and starts reading.}''
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| - | <blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad!<br />
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| - | i love The Cheat! can you ask him for<br />
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| - | me if he is taken? because i like him<br /> | + | |
| - | WAY better then you<br />
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| - | -Nobuyoshi Shigeta, New York</blockquote>
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| - | ''{Strong Bad stops reading at "i like him WAY better then—"}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Augh, seen enough of that one.
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| - | ''{vocal sfx; reading}''
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| - | <blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
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| - | You and the Cheat are the only reason<br />
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| - | I go on this website. Actually just<br />
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| - | the Cheat, but you are ok too.<br />
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| - | Love,<br />
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| - | Mito</blockquote>
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| - | ''{Strong Bad stops reading for a second after the first sentence, and says "Oh, thank you." His mood sours for the rest of the email, however, and Strong Bad says "Dumpo" instead of "Mito"}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Geez, all these Cheat emails. Moving on.
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| - | <blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">MOVING ON!!</blockquote>
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| - | ''{Cut to The Cheat watching the email on [[Tangerine Dreams]] in his computer room. He gets progressively angrier with each email Strong Bad deletes.}''
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| - | ''{vocal sfx; reading}''
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| - | <blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
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| - | I think The Cheat is hot. Could<br />
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| - | you hook us up?<br />
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| - | Haelee,<br />
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| - | Utah</blockquote>
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' That's funny, Haelee. I think The Cheat is deleted. ''{imitates buzzer noise}''
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| - | <blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">DELETED!!!</blockquote>
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| - | ''{vocal sfx, reading}''
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| - | <blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad<br />
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| - | My girlfriend thinks The Cheat<br />
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| - | is cute.<br />
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| - | Tyler,<br />
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| - | California</blockquote>
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| - | ''{The Cheat storms off in a fit. Cut back to just Strong Bad at Compy.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, people! He's not even that cute! He looks like a...a cheese! ''{The Cheat walks up to him}'' Or maybe an anvil.
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| - | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Squeaks angrily.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{nervously}'' Uhhh...which are two of the finest things in life. A cheese...or an anvil. Hey, The Cheat! Just, uh, talking you up to one of the fans here.
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| - | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Squeaks}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. So you been...watching the email, huh?
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| - | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Squeaks}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' No, I haven't been holding out on you! I made all those emails up! Uh, most of the emails you get are not that friendly, lemme tell you. If you just turn around for a second I could show you... ''{pause}'' Huttah! ''{He tapes a piece of paper to Compy reading "the cheat" covering the place where Strong Bad's name usually appears}''
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| - | ''{reading}''
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| - | <blockquote class="compy email">DEAR <span style = "color: #000000; background-color: #FFFFFF">the cheat </span><br />
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| - | WHERE THE HECK IS YOU SHIRT???<br />
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| - | YOUR GLOVES ARE STUPID!<br />
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| - | I HATE YOU,<br />
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| - | HOLMES, California</blockquote>
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to The Cheat}'' See? This guy doesn't like that you don't have a shirt on, and he thinks your gloves are stupid! And then there's this one:
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| - | <blockquote class="compy email">Dear <span style = "color: #000000; background-color: #FFFFFF">the cheat </span><br />
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| - | how do you type with boxing<br />
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| - | gloves on your hands?<br />
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| - | derek</blockquote>
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{To The Cheat}'' I've been wondering about that, too! What is with you and those boxing gloves anyway?
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| - | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Squeaks grumpily, and a black cloud of smoke escapes from his head. He walks away.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' So okay bye! Whooh. I think I handled that pretty well. That coulda been...awkward. I deserve a reward. ''{He runs take-a-break.exe, which is a screen saver of a beach}'' Aahhh... so relaxing. Fshhhhhhhhh! Fshhhhhhhhh! Listen to the waves, man. ''{A bird flaps past.}'' Oh, hello my winged ''{pronounced wing-ed}'' friend!
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| - | ''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''
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| - | == Easter Eggs ==
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| - | *At the very end while Strong Bad is watching "Take-a-break.exe" you can click on the bird to download "[[take-a-break.exe]]" for Windows or Mac.
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| - | **The downloadable version does not play sound when the seagull flaps its wings.
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| - | ==Fun Facts==
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| - | ===Trivia===
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| - | *With one exception, this is the only time that the Compy uses the proper "[[DELETED]]!!!" screen on a specific email. (It was being used more generally in [[unused emails]] and [[replacement]], and all other instances on the Compy are things like "MATT!!" or "NOTTA CHANCE!!") The exception is in [[2 emails]], but there it is not obvious or part of the plot of the email.
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| - | *This is the only email with an exclamation mark in the title.
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| - | *The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#star flight|star flight]]".
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| - | ===Remarks===
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| - | *Strong Bad knows perfectly well that The Cheat has a computer, as he used it in [[weird dream]] and has also evaluated [[Powered by The Cheat]] cartoons on it.
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| - | *Despite his usual disdain for birds, as displayed in the [[Teen Girl Squad]] comics, Strong Bad refers to the seagull as his wing-ed friend. This may just be because he's relaxed, however.
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| - | ===Goofs===
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| - | *The contrast buttons do not work when [[take-a-break.exe]] is running.
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| - | ===Real-World References===
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| - | *Two emailers, Holmes and Lasko, are names of manufacturers that make electric fans & humidifiers. This is probably coincidental, however.
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| - | ===Fast Forward===
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| - | *In [[cheatday]], Strong Bad claims that he lets The Cheat answer emails once a year as a special treat.
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| - | == DVD Version ==
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| - | *You obviously can't download take-a-break.exe, but you can click on a hidden Strong Bad icon in the bottom-left corner of the Compy 386 screen to get a fullscreen demo of Take A Break.
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| - | == External Links ==
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| - | *[[HR:sbemail60.html|watch "huttah!"]]
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| - | *[[HR:sbemail60.swf|view the Flash file for "huttah!"]]
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| - | *[http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/take-a-break.exe Download take_a_break.exe for Windows (exe) (mirror)]
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| - | *[[HR:take-a-break.mov|Download take_a_break.exe for Mac (mov)]]
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| - | {{Strong Bad Email}}
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| - | [[Category:Compy 386 Emails]]
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Everybody know me! Mine name Dr. WHo!!!
