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| - | [[Image:MontageStrongBad.png|thumb|The reason you're here]]
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| - | == Biography ==
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| - | '''Strong Bad''' is one of the most well-known characters on [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|HomestarRunner.com]]. He started out as the villain who always tried to cheat his way to the top but was always doomed to fail before [[Homestar Runner]]. Now he's less of a villain and more of a highly expanded form of comic relief. He answers [[Strong Bad Email|e-mails]] with a passion, usually every Monday or Tuesday. He will [[Spelling|make fun]] of your grammar, punctuation, and spelling, but doesn't seem to be worried about [[Strong Bad's Spelling|his own]]. He also writes and illustrates the [[Teen Girl Squad]] comics. He is the middle child of [[The Brothers Strong|the Brothers Strong]]. His is the dominant personality and he loves to push everyone around: he's often abusing Homestar, [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking]] [[The Cheat]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|prank-calling]] [[Marzipan]], or [[Strong Bad Hurting Strong Sad|tormenting]] Strong Sad (although he and Strong Sad did seem to [[The Secrets That I Keep|get along]] when they were younger). He has boxing gloves for hands (that always have square window reflections on them, no matter where he is), and a [[Wikipedia:Lucha libre|lucha libre]] mask for a head (it is confirmed that the mask IS actually his head in [http://members.shaw.ca/kevinscott/Homestar/page5.html this interview]). His mouth is rectangular, though it often becomes round when he says words with the letter "o". His favorite saying is (or was for a time) "[[Crap|holy crap]]", though he hates when people use the word crap when [[Crapfully Yours|signing]] emails. He also hates to be asked "[[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|Hey, Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?]]". He usually does what he does best when he gets an e-mail like that: '''[[DELETED|DELETED!!!]]''' The blue diamond on his face also gives him the power to mentally open [[Cold One]]s and even pop Homestar's hat off his head. Strong Bad may also have a Homestar-like telekinesis as demonstrated in the Holiday special [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]. Strong Bad owns his own country: [[Strong Badia]], a barren field behind the [[Wikipedia:Dumpster|Dumpsters]] that is completely devoid of any sentient life.
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| - | Strong Bad talks a big line, claiming to be a criminal mastermind, a [[Exaggerated Strong Bad|muscle man]], and totally popular with the ladies, though there is little evidence of any of these claims, but no shortage of evidence that they are all untrue. Strong Bad refuses to acknowledge this however, and continues unfazed with his delusions of grandeur. He thinks Marzipan likes him when in fact she "[[marzipan|really doesn't like him at all]]." He seems to have a grudge against [[The Birds|birds]], as shown in issues of [[Teen Girl Squad]]. He also loves to listen to Peter Frampton, [[Limozeen]] and [[Taranchula]]. His favorite show is [[Caleb Rentpayer]]. His [[Strong Bad's Technology|love for older technology]] (cassette tapes, command prompt computers, old video games, laserdiscs) and the titles of events such as "[[monster truck|Awexome Cross '98]]", and "[[TrogdorCon '97]]" suggest that Strong Bad is "stuck in the 90's". Despite his love of the nineties, he seems to despise and destroy anything from any previous decade, like [[Wikipedia:8-track cartridge|8-Track]]s, TVs that lost their essence in the 70s, and the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|Nintendo Entertainment System]].
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| - | [[Image:Babysb.PNG|thumb|"Aw, man! That freakin' duck swallowed both of my pixels!"]]
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| - | Strong Bad has sung many hit singles, his most popular being "[[Everybody to the Limit]]". He also stars as the protagonist in the blockbuster action series "[[Dangeresque]]". He works with Homestar and The Cheat at an [[The Office|unnamed tech company]], though despite this fixed income, he seems to have financial troubles as he often attempts money making solutions of questionable legitimacy and burns his bills with his [[BMW Lighter|BMW lighter]]. Strong Bad is somewhat prejudiced; he has been [[sb_email 22|banned from the UK]], and often [[little questions|ridicules non-English speakers]] on their e-mails. He also hates children and old people.
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| - | *'''Domicile:''' [[House of the Brothers Strong]]
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| - | *'''Debut:''' [[Original Book|"The Homestar Runner Enters The Strongest Man in the World Contest"]]
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| - | *[[:Category:Strong Bad Filmography|Complete Filmography]]
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| - | == Character Video Transcript ==
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| - | ''{'''Page Title:''' Get ready for the new!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[Strong Badia]]}''
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| - | ''{Strong Bad is seen standing next to several cardboard props, including one of Homestar Runner with a snake wrapped around his head. He is moving some of the props around.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD''': Hold on, I'm not done with the props yet! ''{turns to camera}'' Greetings, party people in the place to be! I am called Strong Bad! Hand over all your moneys in a paper and/or plastic bag! Ladies, form a line to my left for makeouts! Dudes, form a line to my right for high fives! Like I said, I'm Strong Bad. I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video games, the hottest, and real real hot. Me and my big brother and our The Cheat pretty much run the show around here, as well as serve as a sort of multi-purpose criminal element. Yeah, we got a lot of—
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Ahe-he-hem.
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| - | '''STRONG BAD''': What are you doing here?
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Well, I was gonna get a high five, but, I see that I'm already here. And with a snake on my head!
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| - | '''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, that's right. So I'm gonna have to charge you double. You know, since you're both here.
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': That sounds reasonable! ''{pronounces it re-ZON-able}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD''': Okay, I only accept gold nuggets. Or maybe Denver Nuggets. ...Whatever you got on ya. Chicken nuggets?
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| - | == Fun Facts ==
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| - | *"Party peoples in the place to be!" is a reference to an [[Wikipedia:Ultramagnetic MC|Ultramagnetic MC]] song called "Ego Trippin'", during which before the song, the announcer says, "party peoples in the place to be! Just for you, it's the Ultra-Magnetic MCs!!!!"
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| - | *The [http://www.nba.com/nuggets/ Denver Nuggets] are a professional [[Wikipedia:National Basketball Association|NBA]] basketball team.
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| - | *Strong Bad and Strong Mad, and their original role as tag team wrestlers, came from the Nintendo video game [[Wikipedia:Tag Team Wrestling|Tag Team Wrestling]] created by Data East U.S.A. in 1986. In this game, one of the teams is called "The Strong Bads".
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| - | *Apparently, Strong Bad is able to survive, stand up, and even talk, with a hole blasted in his head, as shown in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] and the email [[lady...ing]].
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| - | *Strong Bad has never closed his eyes completely, even when he is sleeping.
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| - | *He also has never completely closed his mouth, and he apparently has a green tongue.
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| - | *Strong Bad has only used his super power once, in the email [[super powers]].
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| - | *Strong Bad was originally conceived as a masked wrestler because in their childhood, The Brothers Chaps viewed masked wrestlers as the embodiment of evil, making them an ideal choice for an antagonist.
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| - | == Also known as... ==
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| - | [[Image:puppetstrongbad.png|thumb|[[Puppet Stuff|Puppet]] Strong Bad]]
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| - | *[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] ([[Old-Timey]])
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| - | *[[Stinkoman]] ([[20X6]])
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| - | *[[Archibald]] ([[A Decemberween Pageant]])
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| - | *[[Keyboard Strong Bad]] ([[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]])
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| - | *[[Dangeresque (character)| Dangeresque]]
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| - | *[[Lil' Strong Bad]]
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| - | *[[Strong Badman]]
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| - | *[[Atari Strong Bad]]
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| - | *[[Vector Strong Bad]]
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| - | *[[Tragic Clown Dog]]
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| - | *[[Wrestleman]]
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| - | *[[Made Up Strong Bad Animals]]
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| - | *[[Sterrance]]
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| - | *[[Crazy_Go_Nuts_University|<!--sic-->Prinicpal]] Strong Bad
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| - | *[[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|First Lieuteneral Space Captainface]] ([[space program]])
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| - | *Strongbadiophage ([[highschool]])
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| - | === [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:Carmen Miranda|Carmen Miranda]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
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| - | *Homestar as [[Wikipedia:Angus Young|Angus Young]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
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| - | *Ozone (from the movie [[imdb:tt0086998|Breakin']]) in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:Cesar Romero|Cesar Romero]] as [[Wikipedia:Joker (comics)|The Joker]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
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| - | *Jambi the Genie from [[Wikipedia:Pee-wee's Playhouse|Pee-wee's Playhouse]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
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| - | == See Also ==
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| - | *[[Strong Bad Evolution]]
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| - | *[[Strong Bad Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
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| - | *[[Nicknames#Strong Bad|Nicknames]]
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| - | *[[Senor Cardgage]]
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| - | == External Links ==
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| - | *[[HR:vcr_sb.html|watch Strong Bad's character video]]
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| - | *[[HR:vcr_sb.swf|view the Flash file for Strong Bad's character video]]
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| - | *[mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com Email Strong Bad]
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| - | {{Characters|Strong Bad}}
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