Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes
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| + | '''Bad Jokes''' is Homestar Runner's first Puppet Jam with [[They Might Be Giants]]. | ||
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| + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' John "Flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "Linnell" Linnell on accordian, Marty "Marty" Beller on skins, Puppet [[Homestar Runner|Homestar "Homeslice" Runner]] on vox | ||
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| + | '''Date:''' May 24, 2004 | ||
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| + | '''Running Time:''' 1:14 | ||
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| + | '''Page Title:''' Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes | ||
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| + | == Transcript == | ||
| + | '' {Puppet Homestar appears. They Might Be Giants are behind him, John Flansburgh with a guitar and John Linnell with an accordion. Marty Beller is off screen on drums.} '' | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! | ||
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| + | ''{TMBG start to play rock music.}'' | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' I'm tellin' bad jokes now,<br> | ||
| + | Really bad jokes now,<br> | ||
| + | Tell a bad joke to me,<br> | ||
| + | Girl!<br> | ||
| + | Lady!<br> | ||
| + | Why did something cross the road,<br> | ||
| + | I don't know,<br> | ||
| + | Make it up,<br> | ||
| + | Bad jokes, come on,<br> | ||
| + | I'm really great at tellin bad jokes,<br> | ||
| + | I'm tellin bad jokes now,<br> | ||
| + | The ones you've heard a million times,<br> | ||
| + | The kind of jokes that little kids tell ya,<br> | ||
| + | Why was I stapled to the chicken?<br> | ||
| + | I don't know man,<br> | ||
| + | I wasn't stapled to any chicken! | ||
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| + | '''FLANSBURGH:''' ''{yells}'' Nice belt! | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nice belt man!<br> | ||
| + | Bad jokes,<br> | ||
| + | Bad bad jokes,<br> | ||
| + | Uh! | ||
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| + | ''{They stop playing and singing.}'' | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Solid! That's pretty good, guys. Layin' it down back there. | ||
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| + | '''BELLER:''' Nice belt! | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' On the skins— ''{floor tom hit interrupts his train of thought}'' I— ''{floor tom hit}'' | ||
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| + | '''BELLER:''' ''{whispers}'' Nice belt! | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispers to himself}'' Nice belt...? ''{to Beller}'' ...Nice belt indeed! | ||
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| + | == Fun Facts == | ||
| + | *The "Bad Jokes" in the song reference the following jokes: | ||
| + | **'''A:''' Why did the chicken cross the road?<br>'''B:''' I don't know, why?<br>'''A:''' To get to the other side! | ||
| + | **'''A:''' Why did the ''{any animal}'' cross the road?<br>'''B:''' I don't know, why?<br>'''A:''' Because it was stapled to the chicken! | ||
| + | **'''A:''' What did zero say to eight?<br>'''B:''' I don't know, what?<br>'''A:''' "Nice belt." | ||
| + | *This is the first puppet toon in which [[The Cheat]] does not appear. | ||
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| + | == External Links == | ||
| + | *[[HR:puppetjam1.html|watch "Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes"]] | ||
| + | *[[HR:puppetjam1.swf|view the Flash file for "Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes"]] | ||
| + | *Read the [http://www.tmbw.net/wiki/index.php/Bad_Jokes TMBW.net entry] | ||
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| + | [[Category:Puppet Jam]] [[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]] | ||
Revision as of 06:46, 13 November 2005
Bad Jokes is Homestar Runner's first Puppet Jam with They Might Be Giants.
Cast (in order of appearance): John "Flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "Linnell" Linnell on accordian, Marty "Marty" Beller on skins, Puppet Homestar "Homeslice" Runner on vox
Date: May 24, 2004
Running Time: 1:14
Page Title: Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes
Transcript
{Puppet Homestar appears. They Might Be Giants are behind him, John Flansburgh with a guitar and John Linnell with an accordion. Marty Beller is off screen on drums.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
{TMBG start to play rock music.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} I'm tellin' bad jokes now,
Really bad jokes now,
Tell a bad joke to me,
Girl!
Lady!
Why did something cross the road,
I don't know,
Make it up,
Bad jokes, come on,
I'm really great at tellin bad jokes,
I'm tellin bad jokes now,
The ones you've heard a million times,
The kind of jokes that little kids tell ya,
Why was I stapled to the chicken?
I don't know man,
I wasn't stapled to any chicken!
FLANSBURGH: {yells} Nice belt!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Nice belt man!
Bad jokes,
Bad bad jokes,
Uh!
{They stop playing and singing.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Solid! That's pretty good, guys. Layin' it down back there.
BELLER: Nice belt!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: On the skins— {floor tom hit interrupts his train of thought} I— {floor tom hit}
BELLER: {whispers} Nice belt!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {whispers to himself} Nice belt...? {to Beller} ...Nice belt indeed!
Fun Facts
- The "Bad Jokes" in the song reference the following jokes:
- A: Why did the chicken cross the road?
B: I don't know, why?
A: To get to the other side! - A: Why did the {any animal} cross the road?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because it was stapled to the chicken! - A: What did zero say to eight?
B: I don't know, what?
A: "Nice belt."
- A: Why did the chicken cross the road?
- This is the first puppet toon in which The Cheat does not appear.
