The Poopsmith

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[[Image:poopsmith.PNG|thumb|right|220px|A crappy job (literally)]]
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== Biography ==
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The Poopsmith is just a regular guy with a ''very crappy'' job. Literally. It is unclear what his job really is, but it has something to do with using his shovel (apparently the only shovel in [[Free Country, USA]]) to poke around at a load of [[Whatsit|whatsit]]. Also, due to the nature of this job, Strong Bad has said that the Poopsmith's tolerance for pain "has gotta be through the roof". Although he never seems to transfer poop between his gloves and the shovel, his gloves are always soiled. This inherent filth tends to keep him out of most social circles, though he seems to be well respected by the other characters. He has been in the employ of [[The King of Town]] for a while, and he does not talk, nor make a noise, as he has taken a vow of silence. Sometimes, he will hold up a sign in lieu of speaking. He is sometimes seen poking his shovel as a half-gesture; in his [[Old-Timey]] incarnation as The Demon, the pitchfork motion is very similar.
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*'''Domicile:''' [[King of Town's Castle]]
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*'''Debut:''' First Seen:[[Marshmallow's Last Stand_(toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]] First Mentioned: [[The King of Town DVD]]
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*[[:Category:The Poopsmith Filmography|Complete Filmography]]
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== Character Video Transcript ==
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''{'''Page Title''': Crapatola!!}''
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''{Cut to the Poopsmith shoveling through his pile of whatsit}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen, narrating in animal show host type voice}'' Here we have a rare glimpse of the Poopsmith in his natural habitat. ''{drops narrative tone}'' Pretty nasty, if you ask me. Oh, ''{narrating}'' The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence. ''{drops narrative tone}'' I'm about to take a vow of throwin' up my cookies all over this microphone. ''{taps microphone twice}'' How much is this thing worth, anyways? 'Cause it's about to be worth a lot less. No for real. The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job.
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== Speech ==
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The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence and therefore doesn't speak, with only a few exceptions:
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* In the storyboards for [[The King of Town DVD]], the Poopsmith says "Nope", but this didn't make it into the toon.
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* In [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] he hissed at [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[The Cheat]].
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* In [[different town]], one of the things [[Strong Bad]] wanted to change was the Poopsmith's refusal to speak. The Poopsmith said "Hello!" in this fantasy.
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== Also known as... ==
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*[[The Demon]] ([[Old-Timey]])
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*[[Castlefunnies|Mushy Chamberpot]]
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*[[Has Matt?]]
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=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
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*[[Wikipedia:Tron (movie)|Tron]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
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*[http://www.fuzzycouch.com/lazertag/ Lazer Tag] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
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*A [[Wikipedia:Land_of_the_Lost_%281974_television_series%29#Sleestak |Sleestak]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
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*[[Wikipedia:M. Bison|M. Bison]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
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*Lion-O (from [[Wikipedia:Thundercats|Thundercats]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
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*[[Wikipedia:Thundarr The Barbarian|Ookla the Mok]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
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==See Also==
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*[[The Poopsmith Evolution]]
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*[[The Poopsmith Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
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*[[Nicknames#The Poopsmith|Nicknames]]
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== External Links ==
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*[[HR:vcr_poop.html|watch The Poopsmith's character video]]
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*[[HR:vcr_poop.swf|view the Flash file for The Poopsmith's character video]]
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{{Characters|Poopsmith}}
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[[Category: King's Servants|Poopsmith, The]]
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Revision as of 04:03, 13 November 2005

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